blovis

the worlds most terrible person at a game

no one can suck at a game more than that blovis mother fu*ker

by swag$hit March 27, 2020

bloviate

Bloviate is closely associated with U.S. President Warren G. Harding, who used it frequently and who was known for long, windy speeches. H.L. Mencken said of him, "He writes the worst English that I have ever encountered. It reminds me of a string of wet sponges; it reminds me of tattered washing on the line; it reminds me of stale bean soup, of college yells, of dogs barking idiotically through endless nights. It is so bad that a sort of grandeur creeps into it. It drags itself out of the dark abysm of pish, and crawls insanely up the topmost pinnacle of posh. It is rumble and bumble. It is flap and doodle. It is balder and dash."

After five years as president and thirty years as a political figure, this colossal oaf is still unable to discipline his urge to bloviate.

by mr.corruption June 13, 2005

Blois

Lactose-intolerant Women, who just drank milk, farting in your face

Bruh, I just had three people Blois last night!
It was so sexy.

by Pr0metheus_name_please April 19, 2023

bloviator

1. A public figure, such as a politician or an actor, who makes outlandish, strident statements on issues, thinking that the average man will care about their opinions.

2. Someone who pontificates about issues of which they are uninformed, yet pretend to be expert.

3. Pompous blowhard, using their celebrity to speak about topics on which they are totally unqualified.

That bloviator Alec Baldwin said he was going to move to France. Why is he still in Hollywood?

by desert irishman April 7, 2004

bloviate

To discourse at length in a pompous or boastful manner.

A key attribute to those that sell. To pretend to understand technical subject matter and sell it to others even dumber then oneself.

Tom, bloviated Matt's shaft for hours on the merits of Mircosoft's Swiss Cheese 1.0

by joe October 1, 2004

Blotis

An adjective used to describe a woman who is beyond being morbidly obese. A Blotis can be identified by whether or not matter in close proximity to the woman is drawn inward due to her massive gravitational pull, quite similar to a Black Hole. If you see a Blotis in public, avoid her at all costs. Coming within the event horizon of a Blotis is fatal and there is no escape.

A Blotis has an overwhelming need to consume all matter in the universe.

A Blotis may be near-by if you can physically feel the ground trembling or there is a sudden rupture in the space-time continuum. In the event of such misfortune the best course of action is to find shelter in the nearest gym.

Avoid public places such as fast-food restaurants and theme parks, unless you with to study a Blotis in it's natural habitat.

It is speculated that when a Blotis absorbs a critical mass of matter she will become a super-massive Blotis, which would mark the worlds ending.

-At first she was morbidly obese, then the doctors started classifying her as a Blotis.

-Hey man watch out!
-Whoa! Thanks man, that Blotis almost got me.

-Mommy what is that Blotis doing outside our house?
-Stay away from the windows! I'm going to lock all the doors and call the cops. God help us.

by alfsdjkk May 22, 2013

Boovision

1. How you feel about that special someone esp. when you are with them.

2. The love is blind kind of feeling one person has over another person usually a lover or a boothang.

When Rihanna sees Chris Brown she has boovision because she keeps running back to him so he can beat her again.

This weekend i am going to have boovision so don't bother to call me.

by Jonashley Duncan August 1, 2012