Blovids

Hookups that circumvent the lockdown rules. Sex in the time of the pandemic.

What's up, bro, you been getting any blovids in, bruh?
You nose it, homes, gave it to me gran and I've totes inherited her place, yo!

Blovids by Shuaman July 18, 2020

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BLOVID-19

What COVID-19 should really be referred to.

I’m sick to the back teeth of having to talk about BLOVID-19 everywhere I go!

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Where while you are getting a blowjob and you shove your Dick so deep in their throat that they can’t breathe

After she gave me blovid-19 she can no longer taste my Dick.

Blovid-19 by Teej$ April 1, 2021

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A movie that has a Boob-a-thon in it

Kid:Im going down to watch blovies
Mom:Really well have fun staring at boobs in your movie

Blovies by Kenamie August 3, 2007

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When people bloviate about something that have no clue about.

OP: "It's the 5G. It's a man-made virus. It's a plot. It's a ......"
Respondent: Someone has a bad case of Blovid-19

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no one can suck at a game more than that blovis mother fu*ker

blovis by swag$hit March 27, 2020

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A disease that’s transmitted from mouth to penis.

I think I caught BloVID from a girl I hooked up with. The only thing she did was suck on my cock and now it won’t stop itching.

BloVID by Goosey Goose October 7, 2020

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