3 definitions by alfsdjkk
A word that describes that one asshole that thinks hes tough shit everyone notices while trying to work out at the gym because he makes ridiculously loud noises (usually resembling the sound someone makes while trying to take a shit while constipated and/or while masturbating) while lifting only a mild amount of weight.
Usually the type of person who is desperate for attention and gets it by acting like a complete idiot at the gym.
Usually the type of person who is desperate for attention and gets it by acting like a complete idiot at the gym.
"I swear if that gymster doesn't shut the fuck up I'm going to kill him."
"Gymsters are starved for attention"
"That guy is lifting 50lbs and acting like hes Arnold "
"Yeah what a gymster"
"Sounds like someone is having an orgasm over there. wtf?"
"Its just the local gymster. Don't mind him."
"Gymsters are starved for attention"
"That guy is lifting 50lbs and acting like hes Arnold "
"Yeah what a gymster"
"Sounds like someone is having an orgasm over there. wtf?"
"Its just the local gymster. Don't mind him."
by alfsdjkk May 25, 2013
An adjective used to describe a woman who is beyond being morbidly obese. A Blotis can be identified by whether or not matter in close proximity to the woman is drawn inward due to her massive gravitational pull, quite similar to a Black Hole. If you see a Blotis in public, avoid her at all costs. Coming within the event horizon of a Blotis is fatal and there is no escape.
A Blotis has an overwhelming need to consume all matter in the universe.
A Blotis may be near-by if you can physically feel the ground trembling or there is a sudden rupture in the space-time continuum. In the event of such misfortune the best course of action is to find shelter in the nearest gym.
Avoid public places such as fast-food restaurants and theme parks, unless you with to study a Blotis in it's natural habitat.
It is speculated that when a Blotis absorbs a critical mass of matter she will become a super-massive Blotis, which would mark the worlds ending.
A Blotis has an overwhelming need to consume all matter in the universe.
A Blotis may be near-by if you can physically feel the ground trembling or there is a sudden rupture in the space-time continuum. In the event of such misfortune the best course of action is to find shelter in the nearest gym.
Avoid public places such as fast-food restaurants and theme parks, unless you with to study a Blotis in it's natural habitat.
It is speculated that when a Blotis absorbs a critical mass of matter she will become a super-massive Blotis, which would mark the worlds ending.
-At first she was morbidly obese, then the doctors started classifying her as a Blotis.
-Hey man watch out!
-Whoa! Thanks man, that Blotis almost got me.
-Mommy what is that Blotis doing outside our house?
-Stay away from the windows! I'm going to lock all the doors and call the cops. God help us.
-Hey man watch out!
-Whoa! Thanks man, that Blotis almost got me.
-Mommy what is that Blotis doing outside our house?
-Stay away from the windows! I'm going to lock all the doors and call the cops. God help us.
by alfsdjkk May 22, 2013
Adjective: someone (especially female) who sucks ass at online games.
Noun: a girl who plays online games but sucks ass and tends to try to blame others for her mistakes.
Verb: to fuck up at an online game.
Noun: I don't want to play with Deoblo ever again.
Adjective: gtfo you fucking Deoblo
Verb: wow you really Deoblo'ed that game fag.
Noun: a girl who plays online games but sucks ass and tends to try to blame others for her mistakes.
Verb: to fuck up at an online game.
Noun: I don't want to play with Deoblo ever again.
Adjective: gtfo you fucking Deoblo
Verb: wow you really Deoblo'ed that game fag.
Adjective: gtfo you fucking Deoblo
Noun: I don't want to play with Deoblo ever again.
Verb: wow you really Deoblo'ed that game fag.
Noun: I don't want to play with Deoblo ever again.
Verb: wow you really Deoblo'ed that game fag.
by alfsdjkk January 9, 2014