mr.corruption's definitions

steaming

In Texas Hold-em, the act of playing recklessly after losing a big pot.

Jim was obviously steaming, going all-in with seven duce off suit after losing ten grand on that last hand.

by mr.corruption May 30, 2005

Scrotesqueula

A grotesque and gigantic monster-like scrotum.

Come over here darling and give Scrotesqueula a big kiss.

by mr.corruption May 19, 2020

ubiquitous

Being or seeming to be everywhere at the same time.

I can't get a date anymore because my stalker ex-girlfriend is always popping up like an ubiquitous psycho.

by mr.corruption July 29, 2005

fishhooks

In Texas Hold 'Em, having a pair of Jacks as your hole cards.

I was weary of going all-in with my fishhooks.

by mr.corruption May 13, 2005

bang piece

Someone you have casual sex with, but have absolutely no respect for.

"What's up with you and Pamela?"

"That bitch? She's nothin' but a bang piece."

by mr.corruption June 9, 2005

Namaste

A super chill tune by The Beastie Boys. Track 20 and the last track on the album "Check Your Head".

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Namaste

A butterfly floats on the breeze of a sun lit day
As I feel this reality gently fade away
Riding on a thought to see where it's from
Gliding through a memory of a time yet to come
Smoke paints the air
Swirling images through my mind
Like a whirlpool spin beginning to unwind
And I stand at the edge cautiously awaiting
As time slips by
Carefully navigating by the stars in the sky
And I sit
And I think to myself
And on the horizon the sun light begins to climb
And it seems like it's been so long since he shined
But I'm sure it was only yesterday

A cold chill of fear cut through me
I felt my heart contract
To my mind I brought the image of light
And I expanded out of it
My fear was just a shadow
And then I voice spoke in my head
And she said dark is not the opposite of light
It's the absence of light
And I thought to myself
She knows what she's talking about
And for a moment I knew
What it was all about.

by mr.corruption July 20, 2005

double flusher

A shit so immense that a single flush is insufficient to fully clear the bowl, therefore requiring one to flush the toilet twice.

A crap so massive that it requires two flushes to cleanse the throne.

Whew! That double flusher wore me out! Red beans and rice do it to me every time.

by mr.corruption June 24, 2005