blobvis 

One of the beautifullest, sexiest animals. A little bit big nose. But it doesn't matter because he is really nice. He lives real and is special. Girls that them see can stop touching him. Summeriesed it's the best chick fixer.

The holy blobvis.

blobvis by Blobvis March 2, 2017

Blobfishism 

A new religion created by a select few who felt Bob the Blobfish speak to them. They worship him daily and are very fond of all blobfish

Mercy: My religion is Blobfishism.
Chip: What is that?
Mercy: It's a religion where you worship a blobfish from some show called Octonauts or something.

Blobfishism by Mercy#0193 September 23, 2019

blobfish 

a fucking amazing creature that was made for me

wow a blobfish is amazing

blobfish by chickenblobfish April 24, 2019

blobfish 

1) an endangered jelly like creature at the bottom of the sea that is known for it's seemingly sad and depressed facial expression.

2) an individual who resides in an incompetent state of being

3) an individual who comes across as mean, angry, and/or unresponsive

2) What a blobfish! He’s always shut up in his room being unproductive.

3) You are not responding to my texts or calls. Why are you being such a blobfish to me?

blobfish by suthernt06 March 24, 2012

Blobfish 

A jaw dropping stunner of a beautiful beast.

You looked gorgeous last night." ..."Thankyou, I was going for a teenage mutant ninja turtle look."..."You missed that completely. Instead, you got a blobfish look.

Blobfish by myblobfish July 6, 2010

social blobfish 

someone who is socially awkward as fuck.

She's so socially awkward, she's a total social blobfish.

social blobfish by peppapigisbae October 8, 2018

Androgynous Blobfish

Best streamer ever lmao
pls watch
twitch.tv/androgynousblobfish

You wanna watch some Androgynous Blobfish?
Fuck yeah that guy is the most funniest person on earth or the galaxy

Androgynous Blobfish by T0tally N0t Bl0bf1sh =) April 1, 2022