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Blotis

An adjective used to describe a woman who is beyond being morbidly obese. A Blotis can be identified by whether or not matter in close proximity to the woman is drawn inward due to her massive gravitational pull, quite similar to a Black Hole. If you see a Blotis in public, avoid her at all costs. Coming within the event horizon of a Blotis is fatal and there is no escape.

A Blotis has an overwhelming need to consume all matter in the universe.

A Blotis may be near-by if you can physically feel the ground trembling or there is a sudden rupture in the space-time continuum. In the event of such misfortune the best course of action is to find shelter in the nearest gym.

Avoid public places such as fast-food restaurants and theme parks, unless you with to study a Blotis in it's natural habitat.

It is speculated that when a Blotis absorbs a critical mass of matter she will become a super-massive Blotis, which would mark the worlds ending.
-At first she was morbidly obese, then the doctors started classifying her as a Blotis.

-Hey man watch out!
-Whoa! Thanks man, that Blotis almost got me.

-Mommy what is that Blotis doing outside our house?
-Stay away from the windows! I'm going to lock all the doors and call the cops. God help us.
by alfsdjkk May 22, 2013
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BLOTUS

Acronym for "Biggest Liar Of The United States."
What are we going to do when we cannot possibly believe anything BLOTUS says any more; he lies most of the time.
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Bruh, I just had three people Blois last night!
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Brotisserie

This is a rare act that consists of 2 bros and 1 chick (preferably a dime piece). One of the bros is nailing the dime doggy style while the other is receiving head from said dime. Depending on the skill level of the bros and the size of the dime the bros then rotate the dime around like a chicken rotisserie. To complete the brotisserie the bros must chug a natty whilst high-fiving over the dime.
Hey bro remember when we talked that dime into a brotisserie? That was chill.
by <SWAG> March 14, 2011
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Brotista Breeze

When a bro farts on someone else; usually the victim is a bro, but it can often be a non-bro as well.
Yo, so I was playing beer pong with a bunch of Bros, when suddenly one of them held me down and another gave me a brotista breeze. Shit was sooo not cash.
by 4tehlulz34 September 14, 2009
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