Blingatude was invented by a bunch of kids on a K-Mart commercial in attempt to sound cool. To have blingatude, you must spread your legs and let a camera zoom in on the designs on the back of your pants. Kids who have blingatude only have one bffaeae, which is blingatude itself. Girls with blingatude love guys who also have blingatude, even if they are ugly and/or fat.

We have blingatude, sis!!!

Blingatude by _iPanda_ August 10, 2009

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blingding'd

When a peice of bling snags, knocks, bumps or otherwise dings you or your partner.
I have a huge Rolex that dinged my girlfriends funny bone once - she didnt laugh.

"Damn boy! You been dancin so hard, that zirconia encrusted dollar sign has blingding'd a rut in your chest!"

blingding'd by RockNRollMike November 3, 2005

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ABM BLINGDATKIDDD

The best rapper to live in the world and owns ABMGANG

Your are not better than ABM BLINGDATKIDDD

ABM BLINGDATKIDDD by ABMREAL1 November 7, 2020

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Blingdong

A mildly derogatory name for someone who thinks too highly of himself, tries too hard, fails semi-regularly, and is oblivious to all of the above.

Blingdong is much less harsh than "toolbag."

Me: You know that guy who says "Classic!" in response to everything. He's kind of a blingdong.
You: Dude, he's autistic.
Me: I know.

Blingdong by Kingblingdong February 19, 2010

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