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Blingdong

A mildly derogatory name for someone who thinks too highly of himself, tries too hard, fails semi-regularly, and is oblivious to all of the above.

Blingdong is much less harsh than "toolbag."
Me: You know that guy who says "Classic!" in response to everything. He's kind of a blingdong.
You: Dude, he's autistic.
Me: I know.
by Kingblingdong February 19, 2010
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minging or blinging

An alternative to "hot or not", "minging or blinging" is a question of whether something is good or bad.
English phrase.
"I can't decide if these shoes are minging or blinging"

"Cheryl has a new man"

"Does he ming or bling?"
"Total minger mate"
by The_ALCH January 10, 2022
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Effing and Blinding

To let forth a torrant of obscenities and give vent to a stream of profanities. Quite simply, have a bloody good swear.
In the kitchen, grandad had stubbed his toe and all round the house, one could hear the old man effing and blinding. The vicar turned quite crimson.
by chris wheelie April 29, 2005
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Bongdongaladole

When you be feelin' sicker than sick.
Goobert: Yoooooo, duuuude, like, I'm feeling, like, Bongdongaladole righ' now. Ya know?

Shoobert: Whooooaaa bro, crazy.

Goobert: I knowwwww.
by Turtle of the Fan April 26, 2021
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Blinding the Marlin

When you are about to finish in a girls mouth, first make sure it is wide open. Then aim for the mouth, but at the last second change direction and bust in her eyes. Then you grab the inside of her cheek with your index finger in a hook shape, and drag her around the room.
My girlfriend bit my finger last night. I tried Blinding the Marlin, but when I cast the line I missed my spot.
by BigDaddy88 May 3, 2009
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Blinding

Commonly used in the UK, when something is really fantastic or great.
It does not mean that any eyes were harmed
Man that was a blinding success
by Moustafa Khamis May 27, 2007
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Blinding Beaver

Where two partners (male & female) are engaged in the '69' position inside a motor vehicle, while the MALE is driving. Hence, the "beaver" is restricting visibility of the roadways.
Justin was driving on 95N in the slow lane, while Amber began the '69' act of sexual contact. Therefore Justin is experiencing a BLINDING BEAVER moment.
by reignMAKER December 14, 2010
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