Blingtard is a contraction of bling and retard. And is a response to the over abundance of bling on some persons, thinking that more is allways better.

This word originates from the virtual world Second Life, where one subculture is white boy gangster wannebe's Role Playing gangsters with to much Bling. But since the Bling in RL is getting to absurd levels, the word is starting to being used for RL bling retards as well.

Dude, look at that blingtard.

blingtard by MrFrans September 28, 2006

Blingatude

Blingatude was invented by a bunch of kids on a K-Mart commercial in attempt to sound cool. To have blingatude, you must spread your legs and let a camera zoom in on the designs on the back of your pants. Kids who have blingatude only have one bffaeae, which is blingatude itself. Girls with blingatude love guys who also have blingatude, even if they are ugly and/or fat.

We have blingatude, sis!!!

Blingatude by _iPanda_ August 10, 2009

blingtard

A person who wears so much bling, the weight and shine has greatly lessened their intellectual abilities.

I had to steal some shades to protect my eyes from the SHINE of that skanky whore; she's a total blingtard!

blingtard by OzSpade September 30, 2006

blingworthy

Worthy of being adorned by jewels.

This new cellphone is blingworthy.

blingworthy by Jenn and Nicole September 7, 2008

ABM BLINGDATKIDDD

The best rapper to live in the world and owns ABMGANG

Your are not better than ABM BLINGDATKIDDD

ABM BLINGDATKIDDD by ABMREAL1 November 7, 2020

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026