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I oughta replace it right now with that Chinese cartoon with the robots that turn into blingwads.
blingwad by Mr Jerky November 11, 2006

blingtard 

Blingtard is a contraction of bling and retard. And is a response to the over abundance of bling on some persons, thinking that more is allways better.

This word originates from the virtual world Second Life, where one subculture is white boy gangster wannebe's Role Playing gangsters with to much Bling. But since the Bling in RL is getting to absurd levels, the word is starting to being used for RL bling retards as well.
Dude, look at that blingtard.
blingtard by MrFrans September 28, 2006

Blingatude 

Blingatude was invented by a bunch of kids on a K-Mart commercial in attempt to sound cool. To have blingatude, you must spread your legs and let a camera zoom in on the designs on the back of your pants. Kids who have blingatude only have one bffaeae, which is blingatude itself. Girls with blingatude love guys who also have blingatude, even if they are ugly and/or fat.
We have blingatude, sis!!!
Blingatude by _iPanda_ August 10, 2009

blingtard 

A person who wears so much bling, the weight and shine has greatly lessened their intellectual abilities.
I had to steal some shades to protect my eyes from the SHINE of that skanky whore; she's a total blingtard!
blingtard by OzSpade September 30, 2006

blingworthy 

Worthy of being adorned by jewels.
This new cellphone is blingworthy.
blingworthy by Jenn and Nicole September 7, 2008

ABM BLINGDATKIDDD 

The best rapper to live in the world and owns ABMGANG
Your are not better than ABM BLINGDATKIDDD
ABM BLINGDATKIDDD by ABMREAL1 November 7, 2020