Blingatude 

Blingatude was invented by a bunch of kids on a K-Mart commercial in attempt to sound cool. To have blingatude, you must spread your legs and let a camera zoom in on the designs on the back of your pants. Kids who have blingatude only have one bffaeae, which is blingatude itself. Girls with blingatude love guys who also have blingatude, even if they are ugly and/or fat.

We have blingatude, sis!!!

Blingatude by _iPanda_ August 10, 2009

blingatude 

1. Bling + attitude put into a word.

2. Little kids who think they're really awesome because they're wearing cheap clothes from a K-Mart commercial that have random and colorful sequins.

3. a teacher who thinks he/ she is "in" with the kids because she uses words like blingatude.

4. K- Mart's attempt to be cool.

Girl: check out my new jeans! (turns and shows the sequins)

Class: You've got blingatude!

blingatude by littleflamingoes August 28, 2009

blingatude 

Blingatude is a girls best friend! YAY K-MART RULES!

Little boy in glasses: Do i have blingatude?

Girls: Of course! Everyone has blingatude!!!

blingatude by Mariposa_butterfly August 6, 2009

blingalade 

Any nice SUV with appropriate bling. Blingalade is derived from Escalade (which comes factory with a little bling). Qualifying bling may include but is not limited to 20" rims (DUBS), excessive amounts of chrome or gold, and custom paint.

Fo' Boo got shot, he B flossin' in dat blingalade er' weekend.

blingalade by Parad0x November 9, 2003

blingitude 

A dumb word that a bunch of pre-teens came up with on the K-Mart back-to-school commercial to describe their style. It combines the words "bling" and "attitude" thus:
blingitude

Warning: Do not let this become part of your everyday slang!

Out of style teacher: "Students, what's blingitude??"

Pre-teen who thinks she is cool: "It's my awesome style!! I think I am totally cool!!"

blingitude by Chronically0nline August 2, 2009

blogatude

A mental condition or attiutude with feeling of euphoric importance.

I feel that you must have blogatude to blog creatively and effectively.

We have blogatude!

That blog entry had such blogatude!

blogatude by Liisa Elder September 9, 2008

blingtarded 

something that does not bling bling

a glowstick that is already broken before you crack it....and ME...Man this glowstick in blingtarded it wont bling bling

blingtarded by whotis December 8, 2007