blingding'd 

When a peice of bling snags, knocks, bumps or otherwise dings you or your partner.
I have a huge Rolex that dinged my girlfriends funny bone once - she didnt laugh.

"Damn boy! You been dancin so hard, that zirconia encrusted dollar sign has blingding'd a rut in your chest!"

blingding'd by RockNRollMike November 3, 2005

bringing down the house 

Movie with Queen Latifa and Steve Martin humping like gorillas and Queen Latifa beating the shit out of Steve Martin's ex-wife's sister.

Bringing down the house was a pretty crappy movie.

bringing down the house by Ga January 8, 2005

bingling dongle 

Someone that is so silly and stupid you wonder how they are even still alive.

Perhaps even dumber than a schmogin' bono.

Aw man, this guy's such a bingling dongle! I can't believe he put his keys in the oven and his chicken in the ignition.

bingling dongle by johnismerry June 13, 2023

Bringing Da Extra Bullets 

To use the Bandolier perk in Call of Duty 4, usually said by an african american male. will also specify his whole kit.

Guy. I got an M4 Carbean with the stoppin' power and im bringing Da Extra Bullets with the steady aim.

Bringing Da Extra Bullets by cassidy camarata May 29, 2008

bling blingin dave rizzle

Dave, kinky kid with hair...And a VERY LONG BASS LINE...>_>; and ....yea....
BLING!

yo rizzle bling bling muthafucka back up off my white tee yo.bitch.......i love you

bling blingin dave rizzle by g dizzle rizze from millerspizzle January 15, 2005

Blinding the dolphin

Having a wank over the railing of the boat so you jizz into the water.

Originally "Blinding the dolphin" was an old ancient pirate sport, as they drank a lot of rum and were horny, but didn't want to have pirate bum sex if there weren't any wenches to plough like a cornfield.

They decided it would be best to just give themselves the old low five, but in good ol' fashioned pirate tradition, were drunk and had fun with it, and had a competition to see who could unload a love shot into a jumping dolphin's mouth.

However, due to the Charlie Sheen like state one pirate was in, he ended up jizz blinding a dolphin, and thus the sport evolved into this turbo event.

Nowadays, seeing as it's illegal to jizz in a dolphin's eye as PETA will cry stinky tears, soak their arms in Kerosene and fist fuck themselves in the ass, the term is now used to express the activity of wanking into the sea to prevent a cum-based sealant in the toilet at sea.

Guy 1: "Man, all this boating is making me stressed, I'm gonna go wank!"

Guy 2: "You're better off blinding the dolphin, or you'll clog the shitter with man mayo."

Guy 1: "What's that?"

Guy 2: "Like this..." *Blinds the dolphin*

Guy 1: "I think I'll join you, looks fun!"

*Both blind the dolphin*

Blinding the dolphin by Obi Dom Kenobi June 11, 2011

blingding 

An injury sustained from ones bling.

Damn, we were doin' it and she landed on my bling causing me a painful blingding.

blingding by airwav September 25, 2006