blauta

A lazy pet animal that you love

Bro 1 : my pet is such a blauta

Bro 2 : whats a blauta
Bro 1 : u stupid its the new word

by anonymous August 17, 2023

Orange Blastaphon

Orange Blastaphon is an alcoholic beverage consisting of three ingredients. It is 3 parts Crystal Weiss beer and one part gin and one part Fresca, Wink, or Squirt. Sounds terrible but it is actually refreshingly delicious.

Last night Jim made Dave and I Orange Blastaphons and then we went out and got Gorilla Farts at the bar to thank us for letting him use our hatchet for his fire pit and to celebrate Tim coming out of the closet and finally admiting his ultra gayness.

by Sir Mungs Alot February 19, 2009

Blatay

Somebody is black, fat, and gay. This man once attacked four girls for insulting his J's, sending one to the hospital and requiring five teachers to pull him off of them. Source: NEXT High School

Didn't you hear Blatay called the computer teacher a cracker?

by n1k1 February 15, 2020

Blatalian

A male or female that is partly of a black background (whether African, American or Caribbean background) and also partly Italian.

Her father is black but her mother is Italian so that must mean she's a Blatalian.

by iix1 June 23, 2011

blastastic

fantastic + blast = blastastic

"did you have fun"
"yea, i had a blastastic time"

by mikez December 6, 2006

Blatant Idiot

Someone who is much beyond an average idiot, and has quite simply become so stupid it is ridiculous.

A person may be a blatant idiot if they ask stupid questions, or think an apple is an orange.

by Monkey man3000 June 19, 2009

Blastard

When trying to call someone a bloody bastard and your thick head can tell your mouth quick enough to get it out correctly and says Blastard instead.

You fucking bloody blastard innit!!

by Blastard April 21, 2019