Pronounced:Blast-Ass-Em
Definition: When 4 letters isn't enough to describe a spectacular event
Plural: Is spelt with a Z because grammar isn't "Blastassem"
Definition: When 4 letters isn't enough to describe a spectacular event
Plural: Is spelt with a Z because grammar isn't "Blastassem"
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Definition: When 4 letters isn't enough to describe a spectacular event
Plural: Is spelt with a Z because grammar isn't "Blastassem"
Definition: When 4 letters isn't enough to describe a spectacular event
Plural: Is spelt with a Z because grammar isn't "Blastassem"
by 2digits December 9, 2011
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I only know because I'm a Bass Clarinet and when my director tells the band to play fortississmo I intentionally play way louder just to piss him off. blastissimo
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Get the Blastissimo mug.Music that is so loud the quality decreases. A term used by acoustic musicians for when the volume of music is so great the actual sound is distorted as a result. This is similar to how screaming isn't just louder than speaking, but also raspier. Blastissimo doesn't have a set decibel level, nor is it defined by audience preference, but defined by the ability of musician and instrument to produce melodious sounds.
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Louder!
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I SAID LOUDER!
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JUST FORGET ABOUT PLAYING IT RIGHT AND PLAY IT AT BLASTISSIMO!
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JUST FORGET ABOUT PLAYING IT RIGHT AND PLAY IT AT BLASTISSIMO!
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Last night, Mr. Chocolate Shakes committed a blastassination in downtown Detroit. Police deemed the scene highly fornicated.
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