A Blata "Blarta" is a type of mini motorcycle. Blartas are most commonly found being ridden by fat, inbred idiots, the type of people who call dinner "tea". If you're struggling to understand what I mean, think of the dumbest person you know, add a few chromosomes and multiply that by 100.
Look at that Blata go, leaving a trail of dribble behind it.. must be a Birkin.
by Randy Li Don, AKA Chinky Andy November 09, 2019
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