A Blata "Blarta" is a type of mini motorcycle. Blartas are most commonly found being ridden by fat, inbred idiots, the type of people who call dinner "tea". If you're struggling to understand what I mean, think of the dumbest person you know, add a few chromosomes and multiply that by 100.
Somebody is black, fat, and gay. This man once attacked four girls for insulting his J's, sending one to the hospital and requiring five teachers to pull him off of them. Source: NEXT High School