bitchspawn 

An elegant way of saying son of a bitch.

"He may be a bitchspawn, but he's our bitchspawn." - FDR

“My father always told me that all businessmen were bitchspawn, but I never believed it till now.” - JFK

bitchspawn by cramp February 6, 2010

bitchsplain 

When your bitch constantly nags you like she knows everything.

My wife can't discuss politics with me without bitchsplaining bullshit facts to me.

bitchsplain by geesus May 29, 2016

bitchsplaining 

Similar to "Manslaining" Bitchsplaining is when a woman typically aligned with third wave feminism, explains something, while using the same bigotry and sexism that they claim to want to stop.

Mary: "You cis white men, need to know your place, and stop being so racist"

John: "Thanks for the Bitchsplaining episode, can you answer my question. What do you want to eat?"

bitchsplaining by FeMythBuster July 7, 2016

Bitchpants McCrabby

A name for calling someone (usually a female) for being a total bitch and is always crabby. such as a girl on her period. originated from an episode of RvB when talking about a really bitchy girl named Tex on the Blue team.

Well Bitchpants McCrabby was as bitchy as always.
Your not Helping, Bitchpants McCrabby.

Tucker:{trying to communicate with the alien}" I am Tucker. This is Church. That's Bitchpants McCrabby." {points over to Tex}

Bitchpants McCrabby by Secret Justin December 14, 2008

bitchpants

bitchpants noun
1. an ill-tempered countenance
2. eccentric; queer
3. having a bad disposition; peevish
4. exhibiting or characterized by having an extreme and irrational affinity for the bitchasserous condition
5. being bitchy for an extended period of time
6. radiating a disagreeable impression

What's with the bitchpants?

bitchpants by Kariem September 19, 2007

bitchslang 

a type of language american bitches use

y'all do no me u a ho biatch aight said the crazy girl in typical bitchslang

bitchslang by nognome August 27, 2009

bitchsplaining 

The female version of "mansplaining," this word was made in response to women using mansplaining, a word that was solely created to dimiss real problems that men face.
Bitchsplaining is term used in response to when a women says something really sexist /retarded saying it reflects society as a whole with no evidence at all.

"This pole is oppressing me because it straight which is harmful to the feelings of gay people," says the women. Your response to this should be "Bitch stop bitchsplaining and make that pole a sandwhich."

A lady was bitchsplaining how string cheese was sexist and saying it was more important than helping the homeless.

bitchsplaining by lakamokolaka June 11, 2016