Definitions by cramp

legadtbol 

leaving early got a dinner tonite be online later

"Cal is legadtbol, but first, he needs to invent a new word to express it."

legadtbol by cramp June 22, 2015

pink sasquatch 

When one lathers ones body with pepto bismol and frolics in pubic hair and proceeds to make anal sex on another person, while flailing arms in the air in the style of sasquatch.

p.s. also make sasquach sounds (ie. screaming "ajajajaja").

I totally pink sasquatched this poonsquatch last night

pink sasquatch by cramp May 16, 2010

klackalack 

The loud sound that a keyboard makes when typing enthusiastically.

A - Why are you typing so loudly?
B - Oh, you mean why am I klackalackin'?
A - What's klackalacking?
B - That's why I'm klackalacking! I'm defining it on Urban Dictionary!

klackalack by cramp May 13, 2010

bitchspawn 

An elegant way of saying son of a bitch.

"He may be a bitchspawn, but he's our bitchspawn." - FDR

“My father always told me that all businessmen were bitchspawn, but I never believed it till now.” - JFK

bitchspawn by cramp February 6, 2010

fredolyn 

Cuddly little filipino godess. Makes your wishes come true with the twinkle of her eyes and the beauty of her smile.

My angel princess, Fredolyn.

fredolyn by cramp January 22, 2010

french 

tonsil hockey, commonly played by teenagers.

Hey look, Jane and Jane are Frenchin' that's hot!

french by cramp April 13, 2006

crunka 

prefix

Used to emphasize a non-sober state. Derived from crunk and hella.

Jacqueline was crunka-wasted last night.

There was a crunka-booze at that party.

Dude, Eric is crunka-high!!

crunka by cramp February 1, 2006