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bitchpants

bitchpants noun
1. an ill-tempered countenance
2. eccentric; queer
3. having a bad disposition; peevish
4. exhibiting or characterized by having an extreme and irrational affinity for the bitchasserous condition
5. being bitchy for an extended period of time
6. radiating a disagreeable impression
What's with the bitchpants?
bitchpants by Kariem September 19, 2007
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bitchpants

Tight thin, black pants typically worn by emos.
Wow, look at those gothic rejects, and their bitchpants.
bitchpants by DemonSailor May 10, 2006

Bitchpants McCrabby

A name for calling someone (usually a female) for being a total bitch and is always crabby. such as a girl on her period. originated from an episode of RvB when talking about a really bitchy girl named Tex on the Blue team.
Well Bitchpants McCrabby was as bitchy as always.
Your not Helping, Bitchpants McCrabby.

Tucker:{trying to communicate with the alien}" I am Tucker. This is Church. That's Bitchpants McCrabby." {points over to Tex}
Bitchpants McCrabby by Secret Justin December 14, 2008

big bitch pants 

Metaphor for confidence

Antithesis of depends
Kat blue printed that sorry ass boy fuck

who expressed he wanted a cookie

She kept her big bitch pants on and found the Italian lover who wanted the whole goddamn bakery

His name was Tony of course
big bitch pants by Tonythetiler November 26, 2017

Big bitch pants 

When the woman is confident beyond the freshly douched fresh scent

When she butches up and leaves her mark on the world

Blueprinting a new way of thinking upon anyone in her path
Snow White Kat put her Big bitch pants on and kissed her prince charming and woke his sorry ass up His name was Tony you know like an Italian job Thought he was a great lover and all

Now he says when Kat puts on her big bitch pants that he is blueprinted into a new tail she woke up prince charming

Moral of the story if a girl named Kat puts on her big bitch pants you're going to be pussy whipped Italian or not

Bitch Pants 

pants my boyfriend wears that have too many buttons, making them difficult to get in.
did you get any last night?

NO i was wearing my bitch pants and she got sick of unbuttoning them
Bitch Pants by Vladimiranda October 27, 2007

bitchpat 

someone that takes losing badly. A person who loses a game or argument and who will continue to argue the most insignificant point of an argument just to save face.
After class, Nealis continued to argue against the professor's point of view. We all told him to stop being a bitchpat.
bitchpat by assclownface69 October 22, 2011
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