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bitchpants

bitchpants noun
1. an ill-tempered countenance
2. eccentric; queer
3. having a bad disposition; peevish
4. exhibiting or characterized by having an extreme and irrational affinity for the bitchasserous condition
5. being bitchy for an extended period of time
6. radiating a disagreeable impression
What's with the bitchpants?
bitchpants by Kariem September 19, 2007
Words you can keep

bitchpants

Tight thin, black pants typically worn by emos.
Wow, look at those gothic rejects, and their bitchpants.
bitchpants by DemonSailor May 10, 2006

Bitchpants McCrabby

A name for calling someone (usually a female) for being a total bitch and is always crabby. such as a girl on her period. originated from an episode of RvB when talking about a really bitchy girl named Tex on the Blue team.
Well Bitchpants McCrabby was as bitchy as always.
Your not Helping, Bitchpants McCrabby.

Tucker:{trying to communicate with the alien}" I am Tucker. This is Church. That's Bitchpants McCrabby." {points over to Tex}
Bitchpants McCrabby by Secret Justin December 14, 2008

big bitch pants 

Metaphor for confidence

Antithesis of depends
Kat blue printed that sorry ass boy fuck

who expressed he wanted a cookie

She kept her big bitch pants on and found the Italian lover who wanted the whole goddamn bakery

His name was Tony of course
big bitch pants by Tonythetiler November 26, 2017

Big bitch pants 

When the woman is confident beyond the freshly douched fresh scent

When she butches up and leaves her mark on the world

Blueprinting a new way of thinking upon anyone in her path
Snow White Kat put her Big bitch pants on and kissed her prince charming and woke his sorry ass up His name was Tony you know like an Italian job Thought he was a great lover and all

Now he says when Kat puts on her big bitch pants that he is blueprinted into a new tail she woke up prince charming

Moral of the story if a girl named Kat puts on her big bitch pants you're going to be pussy whipped Italian or not

Bitch Pants 

pants my boyfriend wears that have too many buttons, making them difficult to get in.
did you get any last night?

NO i was wearing my bitch pants and she got sick of unbuttoning them
Bitch Pants by Vladimiranda October 27, 2007

bitchpat 

someone that takes losing badly. A person who loses a game or argument and who will continue to argue the most insignificant point of an argument just to save face.
After class, Nealis continued to argue against the professor's point of view. We all told him to stop being a bitchpat.
bitchpat by assclownface69 October 22, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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