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bitchsplain by geesus May 29, 2016
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Bitchsplain
Verb - When a woman attempts to use an emotional or heavily opinionated statement or explanation to counter that of a male, regardless of the latter's actual merit
Verb - The opposite of mansplain
Verb - The opposite of mansplain
"Did I just see a bird in the house?" Tom asked his wife Janet.
"Well I didn't see one," Janet bitchsplained.
"Well I didn't see one," Janet bitchsplained.
Bitchsplain by tired_guy November 11, 2021
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bitchsplaining
Similar to "Manslaining" Bitchsplaining is when a woman typically aligned with third wave feminism, explains something, while using the same bigotry and sexism that they claim to want to stop.
Mary: "You cis white men, need to know your place, and stop being so racist"
John: "Thanks for the Bitchsplaining episode, can you answer my question. What do you want to eat?"
John: "Thanks for the Bitchsplaining episode, can you answer my question. What do you want to eat?"
bitchsplaining by FeMythBuster July 7, 2016
Bitchipline
(v.) To be disciplined by a bitch. Very harsh and apathetic discipline. The bitch tames you so that you cannot talk back at her, and so that you are taught to obey her. Afterwhich you have been bitchaplined, the bitch has got you whipped. Usually associated within a dating couple.
(n.) Very controlled, tamed, and taught to obey his bitch.
(n.) Very controlled, tamed, and taught to obey his bitch.
Man 1: "Dude my girlfriend has me whipped.. i'm completely under her control.."
Man 2: "Haha, man, she totally bitchiplined you."
Friend 1: "Man, she totally dominates her boyfriend."
Friend 2: " Yeah dude, that sucks for him, he's so bitchiplined."
Man 2: "Haha, man, she totally bitchiplined you."
Friend 1: "Man, she totally dominates her boyfriend."
Friend 2: " Yeah dude, that sucks for him, he's so bitchiplined."
Bitchipline by Imwhipped07 July 30, 2011
bitchsplaining
The female version of "mansplaining," this word was made in response to women using mansplaining, a word that was solely created to dimiss real problems that men face.
Bitchsplaining is term used in response to when a women says something really sexist /retarded saying it reflects society as a whole with no evidence at all.
Bitchsplaining is term used in response to when a women says something really sexist /retarded saying it reflects society as a whole with no evidence at all.
"This pole is oppressing me because it straight which is harmful to the feelings of gay people," says the women. Your response to this should be "Bitch stop bitchsplaining and make that pole a sandwhich."
A lady was bitchsplaining how string cheese was sexist and saying it was more important than helping the homeless.
A lady was bitchsplaining how string cheese was sexist and saying it was more important than helping the homeless.
bitchsplaining by lakamokolaka June 11, 2016
Bitchsprint
A style of running adopted by drunken bitches. Self perception is of a Kenyan athlete, but in reality, a ratchet-ass piece of shit is moving frantically from one place to another in a state of extreme inebriation.
Bitchsprint by Bretzelbeard July 17, 2015