bitchsplain

When your bitch constantly nags you like she knows everything.

My wife can't discuss politics with me without bitchsplaining bullshit facts to me.

by geesus May 29, 2016

Bitchsplain

Verb - When a woman attempts to use an emotional or heavily opinionated statement or explanation to counter that of a male, regardless of the latter's actual merit

Verb - The opposite of mansplain

"Did I just see a bird in the house?" Tom asked his wife Janet.
"Well I didn't see one," Janet bitchsplained.

by tired_guy November 11, 2021

bitchsplaining

Similar to "Manslaining" Bitchsplaining is when a woman typically aligned with third wave feminism, explains something, while using the same bigotry and sexism that they claim to want to stop.

Mary: "You cis white men, need to know your place, and stop being so racist"

John: "Thanks for the Bitchsplaining episode, can you answer my question. What do you want to eat?"

by FeMythBuster July 7, 2016

Bitchipline

(v.) To be disciplined by a bitch. Very harsh and apathetic discipline. The bitch tames you so that you cannot talk back at her, and so that you are taught to obey her. Afterwhich you have been bitchaplined, the bitch has got you whipped. Usually associated within a dating couple.

(n.) Very controlled, tamed, and taught to obey his bitch.

Man 1: "Dude my girlfriend has me whipped.. i'm completely under her control.."
Man 2: "Haha, man, she totally bitchiplined you."

Friend 1: "Man, she totally dominates her boyfriend."
Friend 2: " Yeah dude, that sucks for him, he's so bitchiplined."

by Imwhipped07 July 30, 2011

bitchslang

a type of language american bitches use

y'all do no me u a ho biatch aight said the crazy girl in typical bitchslang

by nognome August 27, 2009

bitchsplaining

The female version of "mansplaining," this word was made in response to women using mansplaining, a word that was solely created to dimiss real problems that men face.
Bitchsplaining is term used in response to when a women says something really sexist /retarded saying it reflects society as a whole with no evidence at all.

"This pole is oppressing me because it straight which is harmful to the feelings of gay people," says the women. Your response to this should be "Bitch stop bitchsplaining and make that pole a sandwhich."

A lady was bitchsplaining how string cheese was sexist and saying it was more important than helping the homeless.

by lakamokolaka June 11, 2016

Bitchsprint

A style of running adopted by drunken bitches. Self perception is of a Kenyan athlete, but in reality, a ratchet-ass piece of shit is moving frantically from one place to another in a state of extreme inebriation.

When the cops showed up, those drunk girls bitchsprinted for the hills!

by Bretzelbeard July 17, 2015