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For when an excessively (but not exclusive to) goofy shit moment that occurs in your day-to-day life, and you don’t know how exactly to respond to it.

Similarly to how “dogwater” is used to describe something/or someone as being terribly abysmal and etc in comparison to dog-shit- which hecking stinks, birdwater refers to the silly characteristics of your generic bird + water which is near ubiquitous, and thus is able to be attributed to nearly any time, object, and person.

A friend decided that it was a great idea to drink and rave at their house on a Tuesday night at 2am, inevitability crashing upon second period at school slobbering all over the table and you.

Friend: “Oh man, I’m never doing anything like that again..”

Me: “No shit bro, that was birdwater.”

birdwater by keronako February 22, 2024

Words you can keep

Budwater

Another name for Budweiser, because it tastes like water. Ales are way better because they actually have a taste, and you don't have to drink nearly as many.

Guy 1: Hey, you got any Steelhead Extra Pale Ale

Guy 2: No, I only got Budwater

Budwater by Steelheader September 25, 2008

Related Words

birdwater • goliath birdeater • Birdwatching • Bridgwater • Badwater Basin • bedwater • bilewater • billwater • Brizwater • Budwater

bedwater

Used to stay cool year-round, bed water is water that is spread throughout the entirety of one's sleeping surface. The evaporation from the water keeps the sleeper close to hypothermia for multiple hours.

Wow, this bed is soaked! I slightly overdid it with the bedwater tonight.

bedwater by eggwerd January 2, 2017

Birdwatching

Observing or watching a group of good looking females

Man, I was at the club birdwatching...

Birdwatching by Kenneth Carino April 7, 2005

Bridgwater

The Shit Hole of the United Kingdom. Funnily enough, Watchet - a nearby town - is also the Shit Pit of the UK.

Imbreading is high in this area.

I'm gonna ahve a Bridgwater at the Watchet.

Bridgwater by Theo Samaritan September 12, 2006

birdwatcher

Term used to describe a person (focuser) who is cockeyed. One eyeball is focusing on person (focusee), while other eyeball is roaming the scenery. This usually makes focusee rather uncomfortable.

That news guy is a total birdwatcher. Is he looking at camera 1 or camera 2?

birdwatcher by gialei July 20, 2008

Birdwatching

To swallow a man's ejaculate.
Think of the birds that visit San Juan Capistrano every year (hint: they are swallows).

Jay: Have you been with that girl at the club yet?
Bob: Not yet. Does she birdwatch?

Birdwatching by Renee November 12, 2003

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026