birdwater
For when an excessively (but not exclusive to) goofy shit moment that occurs in your day-to-day life, and you don’t know how exactly to respond to it.
Similarly to how “dogwater” is used to describe something/or someone as being terribly abysmal and etc in comparison to dog-shit- which hecking stinks, birdwater refers to the silly characteristics of your generic bird + water which is near ubiquitous, and thus is able to be attributed to nearly any time, object, and person.
Similarly to how “dogwater” is used to describe something/or someone as being terribly abysmal and etc in comparison to dog-shit- which hecking stinks, birdwater refers to the silly characteristics of your generic bird + water which is near ubiquitous, and thus is able to be attributed to nearly any time, object, and person.
A friend decided that it was a great idea to drink and rave at their house on a Tuesday night at 2am, inevitability crashing upon second period at school slobbering all over the table and you.
Friend: “Oh man, I’m never doing anything like that again..”
Me: “No shit bro, that was birdwater.”
Friend: “Oh man, I’m never doing anything like that again..”
Me: “No shit bro, that was birdwater.”
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