birdwater

For when an excessively (but not exclusive to) goofy shit moment that occurs in your day-to-day life, and you don’t know how exactly to respond to it.

Similarly to how “dogwater” is used to describe something/or someone as being terribly abysmal and etc in comparison to dog-shit- which hecking stinks, birdwater refers to the silly characteristics of your generic bird + water which is near ubiquitous, and thus is able to be attributed to nearly any time, object, and person.

A friend decided that it was a great idea to drink and rave at their house on a Tuesday night at 2am, inevitability crashing upon second period at school slobbering all over the table and you.

Friend: “Oh man, I’m never doing anything like that again..”

Me: “No shit bro, that was birdwater.”

birdwater by keronako February 22, 2024

Budwater 

Another name for Budweiser, because it tastes like water. Ales are way better because they actually have a taste, and you don't have to drink nearly as many.

Guy 1: Hey, you got any Steelhead Extra Pale Ale

Guy 2: No, I only got Budwater

Budwater by Steelheader September 25, 2008

bedwater 

Used to stay cool year-round, bed water is water that is spread throughout the entirety of one's sleeping surface. The evaporation from the water keeps the sleeper close to hypothermia for multiple hours.

Wow, this bed is soaked! I slightly overdid it with the bedwater tonight.

bedwater by eggwerd January 2, 2017

Birdwatching

Observing or watching a group of good looking females

Man, I was at the club birdwatching...

Birdwatching by Kenneth Carino April 7, 2005

Bridgwater 

The Shit Hole of the United Kingdom. Funnily enough, Watchet - a nearby town - is also the Shit Pit of the UK.

Imbreading is high in this area.

I'm gonna ahve a Bridgwater at the Watchet.

Bridgwater by Theo Samaritan September 12, 2006

birdwatcher 

Term used to describe a person (focuser) who is cockeyed. One eyeball is focusing on person (focusee), while other eyeball is roaming the scenery. This usually makes focusee rather uncomfortable.

That news guy is a total birdwatcher. Is he looking at camera 1 or camera 2?

birdwatcher by gialei July 20, 2008

Birdwatching

To swallow a man's ejaculate.
Think of the birds that visit San Juan Capistrano every year (hint: they are swallows).

Jay: Have you been with that girl at the club yet?
Bob: Not yet. Does she birdwatch?

Birdwatching by Renee November 12, 2003