Brizwater

A 10, or dime female that you would like to pursue or have intercourse with.

Man, that party last night was full of brizwaters

by woodrow23 May 7, 2012

Bridgwater

The Shit Hole of the United Kingdom. Funnily enough, Watchet - a nearby town - is also the Shit Pit of the UK.

Imbreading is high in this area.

I'm gonna ahve a Bridgwater at the Watchet.

by Theo Samaritan September 12, 2006

Bridgwater

Is a derogative adjective describing:

a) Someone of low wit
b) Someone with a common disposition and with low-brow social elegance
c) A yocal

George: "From her general demeanor I would say she is a chav".
William: "No. She's far more coarse. She's definitely bridgwater"
George: "I quite agree, she couldn't be any more bridgwater"

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I once saw a homeless man. There was something very bridgwater about him.

by Devilcow August 6, 2008

birdwater

For when an excessively (but not exclusive to) goofy shit moment that occurs in your day-to-day life, and you don’t know how exactly to respond to it.

Similarly to how “dogwater” is used to describe something/or someone as being terribly abysmal and etc in comparison to dog-shit- which hecking stinks, birdwater refers to the silly characteristics of your generic bird + water which is near ubiquitous, and thus is able to be attributed to nearly any time, object, and person.

A friend decided that it was a great idea to drink and rave at their house on a Tuesday night at 2am, inevitability crashing upon second period at school slobbering all over the table and you.

Friend: “Oh man, I’m never doing anything like that again..”

Me: “No shit bro, that was birdwater.”

by keronako February 22, 2024