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Bridgwater 

The Shit Hole of the United Kingdom. Funnily enough, Watchet - a nearby town - is also the Shit Pit of the UK.

Imbreading is high in this area.
I'm gonna ahve a Bridgwater at the Watchet.
Bridgwater by Theo Samaritan September 12, 2006
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Bridgwater 

Is a derogative adjective describing:

a) Someone of low wit
b) Someone with a common disposition and with low-brow social elegance
c) A yocal
George: "From her general demeanor I would say she is a chav".
William: "No. She's far more coarse. She's definitely bridgwater"
George: "I quite agree, she couldn't be any more bridgwater"

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I once saw a homeless man. There was something very bridgwater about him.

Bridgwater by Devilcow August 6, 2008
For when an excessively (but not exclusive to) goofy shit moment that occurs in your day-to-day life, and you don’t know how exactly to respond to it.

Similarly to how “dogwater” is used to describe something/or someone as being terribly abysmal and etc in comparison to dog-shit- which hecking stinks, birdwater refers to the silly characteristics of your generic bird + water which is near ubiquitous, and thus is able to be attributed to nearly any time, object, and person.
A friend decided that it was a great idea to drink and rave at their house on a Tuesday night at 2am, inevitability crashing upon second period at school slobbering all over the table and you.

Friend: “Oh man, I’m never doing anything like that again..”

Me: “No shit bro, that was birdwater.”
birdwater by keronako February 22, 2024

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026