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BlueWatered 

The act of failing to follow-through on the deployment of a very large and expensive supercomputer, potentially due to insufficient budgeting and technical review.

The term is a reference to IBM's withdrawal from the NSF/UIUC/NCSA contract to build the Blue Waters supercomputer due to the excessive cost of the final design relative to the contract value.
We better make sure that the machine we try to buy can actually be built for that price, otherwise we'll get BlueWatered.
BlueWatered by BigNerd February 20, 2014

bluewatermelon 

Father of many children from unidentified mothers. has a support system of aunts to help him shirk his fatherly duties off on.
Papa Bluewatermelon is amazing
bluewatermelon by Time Devil October 31, 2020

bilateral strategically stalking 

two separate individual’s plan of action to simultaneously give obsessive attention to one another in an inconspicuous yet playful manner to achieve a particular goal
The way those two are bilateral strategically stalking each other at this party, the night should have a happy ending for both of them.

Bilateral Bitch 

An "insult" to be used strictly for mindfuckery against mildly intelligent individuals who will pause to figure out what the Fuck you just called them
Sally: get off the pong table it's my turn

Mel: ugh you're such a bilateral Bitch

-Mel proceeds to play another game of beer pong while Sally tries to figure out what she was just called
Bilateral Bitch by TMFW February 5, 2015

bigeater 

Someone who eats more than their fairshare. The word was created by Ben McKay's muddah. A bigeater is often frowned upon in contemporary society because they can eat a plump roast in a matter of minutes.
Michelle: Gee Wizz Quasimoto you're a bigeater!
Quasimoto: *Consuming a plump roast*
bigeater by SmallPiglet October 22, 2012

bilateral clusterfuck 

A clusterfuck in multiple areas of a single project or situation.
That toga party would have been awesome but planning it became such a bilateral clusterfuck, we never could have pulled it off
bilateral clusterfuck by Torch252 December 3, 2014