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out of balance, needs straightening.
That picture is cockeyed.
by Harley Duncan January 26, 2005
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a spanish word meaning the flipflop
used by latin moms to beat their child's ass
Latin mom: DO U NOT FUCKING LISTEN CHILD
Latin child: OH SHIT NOT LA CHANCLA
by allygator February 07, 2015
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When a male is getting head the female is cock eyed because she is looking down at the dick while sucking it.
Dick in her mouth, now shes cock eyed.
by Dat Blood February 11, 2006
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When a male child is born without eyelids and the doctors use the left over skin from circumcision to make a set of eyelids.
Doctor: it's ok miss, we haven't circumcised him yet, we'll just use the extra skin to make him a set of eyelids.
Mother: You can't do that he'll be cockeyed.
Doctor: Well thats true, but just think of the foresight he'll have?
by winkelTossa January 02, 2019
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When a woman is being violently slapped in the face with a cock and some of the penis gets in her eye causing her to close said eye and slightly open her mouth. This is best viewed in slow motion.
guy 1: I totally made that bitch cockeyed last night.
guy 2: Hear hear!! Brava!
by Ah cha cha chaaa November 15, 2009
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1. Someone who is cross-eyed

2. Describing a person's cross-eyed look when a penis is present in between their eyes and they attempt to focus on it.
That bitch seems to be cock-eyed.
by Mr. Slicerz October 12, 2005
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