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When a chick is giving you a blow job, her eyes focus in on the shaft giving the visual effect of her being....”cock-eyed”
Stacey looked so cock-eyed the other night when she was blowing me.
by Trainwreck2019 September 13, 2019
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A person who cant see straight.
That fence is all over the place, whoever built it must have been cock eyed.
by Matoman February 19, 2017
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When a male is getting head the female is cock eyed because she is looking down at the dick while sucking it.
Dick in her mouth, now shes cock eyed.
by Dat Blood February 11, 2006
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When a woman is being violently slapped in the face with a cock and some of the penis gets in her eye causing her to close said eye and slightly open her mouth. This is best viewed in slow motion.
guy 1: I totally made that bitch cockeyed last night.
guy 2: Hear hear!! Brava!
by Ah cha cha chaaa November 15, 2009
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When a girl hangs upside down and you shove your cock in her mouth and your balls hang infront of her eyes.
I cock-eyed your mom last night
by NowThatsQualityTV August 03, 2009
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A way of saying something is messed up or went wrong.
1:
Woman:"What's wrong?"

Woman's best friend:"I stubbed my toe, now it's all cock-eyed."

2:
Wife: "Is the new table ready to be brought in?"

Husband:"No, I broke a screw now it's all cock-eyed"
by Kayaluki!!! September 04, 2009
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