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out of balance, needs straightening.
That picture is cockeyed.
by Harley Duncan January 26, 2005
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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
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A person who cant see straight.
That fence is all over the place, whoever built it must have been cock eyed.
by Matoman February 19, 2017
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When a male is getting head the female is cock eyed because she is looking down at the dick while sucking it.
Dick in her mouth, now shes cock eyed.
by Dat Blood February 11, 2006
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When a woman is being violently slapped in the face with a cock and some of the penis gets in her eye causing her to close said eye and slightly open her mouth. This is best viewed in slow motion.
guy 1: I totally made that bitch cockeyed last night.
guy 2: Hear hear!! Brava!
by Ah cha cha chaaa November 15, 2009
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When a male child is born without eyelids and the doctors use the left over skin from circumcision to make a set of eyelids.
Doctor: it's ok miss, we haven't circumcised him yet, we'll just use the extra skin to make him a set of eyelids.
Mother: You can't do that he'll be cockeyed.
Doctor: Well thats true, but just think of the foresight he'll have?
by winkelTossa January 02, 2019
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When a girl hangs upside down and you shove your cock in her mouth and your balls hang infront of her eyes.
I cock-eyed your mom last night
by NowThatsQualityTV August 03, 2009
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