bedwater 

Used to stay cool year-round, bed water is water that is spread throughout the entirety of one's sleeping surface. The evaporation from the water keeps the sleeper close to hypothermia for multiple hours.

Wow, this bed is soaked! I slightly overdid it with the bedwater tonight.

bedwater by eggwerd January 2, 2017

Budwater 

Another name for Budweiser, because it tastes like water. Ales are way better because they actually have a taste, and you don't have to drink nearly as many.

Guy 1: Hey, you got any Steelhead Extra Pale Ale

Guy 2: No, I only got Budwater

Budwater by Steelheader September 25, 2008

Badwater Basin 

POV: You just searched up the definition of 'UrbanDictionary' and then you went to the definition of 'Shark', then you wanted to see how deep it goes so you searched up 'shawrk', Then you continued to search and looked up 'Badwater Basin'

The Badwater Basin is a Basin in Death Valley America. It is known for being the deepest place in North America

"Wow. I didn't know that Badwater Basin was the lowest point in N America"
"Neither did I, I'm still bored though"
"you know what happens when you're bored?"
" my s̲y̲n̲a̲p̲s̲e̲s̲ ̲w̲e̲a̲k̲e̲n̲"
"..."
"..."
"Nerd"

Badwater Basin by Night owl103 March 14, 2023

bedeater 

Someone who enjoys the fine art of going down on the largest of ladies private parts. BMI minimum of 56. Also known as elk fist hero.

"Dude, did you hit that big broad last last night?”

“No bro, I just ate at the elk lodge.”
“Dude, you totally are a bedeater.”

bedeater by couch eater November 9, 2022