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a stylish replacement for "have" that's evolved from spelling mistake to 1337 speak on the internet
ahve you seen the new
ahve by jim brown March 15, 2004
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Ahve by Dakata W March 16, 2020

Bruh my dad and my sister ahve turned into tea ad 

A very cool skype thing that was alive for only 1 hour and one guy has to leave in 7 minutes
Bruh my dad and my sister ahve turned into tea ad, Im so sowyy to have to see you gow
Ahveigh is a person that has I big soul. They love to go around and spread positivity and love to make others feel good. If you ever meet an Ahveigh you would know that they love to dance and party. You would also learn that they love McDonald's and love fast food. They love animals and if you ever meet an Ahveigh you are truly blessed. Ahveigh's are AMAZING!
Do you see that pretty girl? I wonder what her name is..... OH her name is Ahveigh, that makes more sense!
Ahveigh by hellohuman0932 April 2, 2020
A girl mixed with different emotions. She has more than one race which makes her even more special. She likes to stay to herself. She is quiet in most of her classes. She's ready to run up when someone runs their mouth but never starts the drama. Ahvey is usually flexible. She NEVER talks about her personal life to her family because it's weird!
"Why are you acting like that?". "What do you mean? I'm acting like a Ahvey
Ahvey by Realmeanings011 May 27, 2017
Crazy hot,sarcastic, mature woman really one of a kind with her any person around her will leave more mature.
I still can’t believe that Ahveana treats you like a child .
ahveana by Josef Farris May 14, 2018
Variant of umver, or vice-versa. Said when discovering someone doing something surprising, or something that might get them in trouble.

In Rapid City it was umver. In Bismarck it was ahver. Almost never written. Might be spelled aver, as in, I aver? Both always spondaic, accent on both syllables: AH! VER! Sometimes said by children in chorus.
You took the book? Ahver! You'd better give it back!
Ahver by Bob Wyoming July 14, 2025
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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