bemfuck

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by cuurlykidem May 29, 2019

bumfuck nowhere

1. A place in the middle of nowhere.
2. A place not worth mentioning, driving to, or remembering the name of
3. A town located in the middle of farmland or prairie land and it takes less than a minute to drive out of it. Example: Oil Springs, Ontario

I had to drive out to bumfuck nowhere to pick his drunk ass up.

by guinnessgirl May 27, 2006

Bumfuckistan

n. US military origin
1. Middle of nowhere. Someplace far away, hard to get to (even if you wanted to) and impossible to get back from.
2. Like Bumfuck Egypt, except further east.

You sent me to Bumfuckistan! You bastards!

by Cpn Jack August 7, 2008

Befuckery

The state of being by which one is completely fucked over by everything that could possibly go wrong in any situation or series of consecutive situations. Extremely unlucky.

This emergency room visit has been a real befuckery!

by Happenstance February 25, 2010

bumfuck nowhere

Ingomar, Montana

Man, I don't know how Boots lives in Ingomar, it's in the middle of bumfuck nowhere...

by ZombieDawgs July 25, 2018

bumfuck

The middle of nowhere.

I live in Bumfuck, Washington.

by Jeff Gabrielse January 6, 2003

bumfuck idaho

Some unknown location
some small town in a remote place.

Dad took us on a long drive when we were children to Bumfuck Idaho

by Tinyguy June 26, 2006