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Bedfucked
Bedfucked by Mister Urban September 9, 2020
busfucked
to get stuck behind a school bus that's making way too many stops usually when you're already running late to work or to catch a train
I'm sorry I'm late boss but I got busfucked an unprecedented 3 different times on the way to work.
Dude, we've been busfucked for over 20 minutes. I'm thinking about running over the next fucking kid that gets on that damn bus. I'm sure the judge will understand.
Bro I got busfucked and missed my train so I'm gonna chill and drink some gold tops in my car till the next one comes.
Dude, we've been busfucked for over 20 minutes. I'm thinking about running over the next fucking kid that gets on that damn bus. I'm sure the judge will understand.
Bro I got busfucked and missed my train so I'm gonna chill and drink some gold tops in my car till the next one comes.
busfucked by Olof Carmody February 25, 2008
Befuckery
The state of being by which one is completely fucked over by everything that could possibly go wrong in any situation or series of consecutive situations. Extremely unlucky.
Befuckery by Happenstance February 25, 2010
Bagfucked
When you go to the market and get a cheap bag that tears and your goods spill onto the ground. 2. When the drive thru attendant puts the wrong food in your bag.
befucked
Ted: "Dude, my car's starting to feel wobbly... What if it breaks down?"
Carlos: "Nice, man. You're befucked."
Carlos: "Nice, man. You're befucked."
befucked by catsofamerica!!!!lalala May 23, 2011
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