bumfuckled
bumfuckled by Steven Patrick May 14, 2018
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Bumfuckled
When you lose in a video game by a minimum of 4 points and can't find a way around the stupid fat fucking nigga that is behind the screen on the other end. Who is at least thirty and lives their mothers basement, weighing at least a grand total of 330 pounds and is a great competitor for my 600 pound life in 3 years time with the amount of food this fat nigga eats.
Jaquaviontavius: I am getting bumfuckled by this 300 pound nigga
Dustin Smith: just leave there is no reason to be losing to this guy
Jaquaviontavius: I think I can come back though...
He lost that game by 46 points , in car soccer
Dustin Smith: just leave there is no reason to be losing to this guy
Jaquaviontavius: I think I can come back though...
He lost that game by 46 points , in car soccer
Bumfuckled by Schulyssa January 9, 2022
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Bumfuckled
When you lose in a video game by a minimum of 4 points and can't find a way around the stupid fat fucking nigga that is behind the screen on the other end. Who is at least thirty and lives their mothers basement, weighing at least a grand total of 330 pounds and is a great competitor for my 600 pound life in 3 years time with the amount of food this fat nigga eats.
Jaquaviontavius: I am getting bumfuckled by this 300 pound nigga
Dustin Smith: just leave there is no reason to be losing to this guy
Jaquaviontavius: I think I can come back though...
He lost that game by 46 points , in car soccer
Dustin Smith: just leave there is no reason to be losing to this guy
Jaquaviontavius: I think I can come back though...
He lost that game by 46 points , in car soccer
Bumfuckled by Schulyssa January 9, 2022
busfucked
to get stuck behind a school bus that's making way too many stops usually when you're already running late to work or to catch a train
I'm sorry I'm late boss but I got busfucked an unprecedented 3 different times on the way to work.
Dude, we've been busfucked for over 20 minutes. I'm thinking about running over the next fucking kid that gets on that damn bus. I'm sure the judge will understand.
Bro I got busfucked and missed my train so I'm gonna chill and drink some gold tops in my car till the next one comes.
Dude, we've been busfucked for over 20 minutes. I'm thinking about running over the next fucking kid that gets on that damn bus. I'm sure the judge will understand.
Bro I got busfucked and missed my train so I'm gonna chill and drink some gold tops in my car till the next one comes.
busfucked by Olof Carmody February 25, 2008
bumfuckery
Noun.
1. Pure, unadulterated stupidity. Daftness of a magnitude that shocks beyond words. Total and complete lack of reason. Utter futile uselessness. Such wanton disregard for logic as to render silent all within earshot of the event.
From the English "bum" (see ass) and "fuck"
1. Pure, unadulterated stupidity. Daftness of a magnitude that shocks beyond words. Total and complete lack of reason. Utter futile uselessness. Such wanton disregard for logic as to render silent all within earshot of the event.
From the English "bum" (see ass) and "fuck"
bumfuckery by thaks May 26, 2006
Bumfuggled
Bumfuggled by The desert rat 1 June 21, 2016
Befuckled
1. Commonly used in military HQ's, charachterized by extreme confusion, and genuine, profound disorientation. Often the result of being given different and usually conflicting orders.
2. As above but brought about by a lack of skill or knowledge.
2. As above but brought about by a lack of skill or knowledge.
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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