When you lose in a video game by a minimum of 4 points and can't find a way around the stupid fat fucking nigga that is behind the screen on the other end. Who is at least thirty and lives their mothers basement, weighing at least a grand total of 330 pounds and is a great competitor for my 600 pound life in 3 years time with the amount of food this fat nigga eats.
Jaquaviontavius: I am getting bumfuckled by this 300 pound nigga
Dustin Smith: just leave there is no reason to be losing to this guy Jaquaviontavius: I think I can come back though...
When you lose in a video game by a minimum of 4 points and can't find a way around the stupid fat fucking nigga that is behind the screen on the other end. Who is at least thirty and lives their mothers basement, weighing at least a grand total of 330 pounds and is a great competitor for my 600 pound life in 3 years time with the amount of food this fat nigga eats.
Jaquaviontavius: I am getting bumfuckled by this 300 pound nigga
Dustin Smith: just leave there is no reason to be losing to this guy Jaquaviontavius: I think I can come back though...
to get stuck behind a school bus that's making way too many stops usually when you're already running late to work or to catch a train
I'm sorry I'm late boss but I got busfucked an unprecedented 3 different times on the way to work.
Dude, we've been busfucked for over 20 minutes. I'm thinking about running over the next fucking kid that gets on that damn bus. I'm sure the judge will understand.
Bro I got busfucked and missed my train so I'm gonna chill and drink some gold tops in my car till the next one comes.
1. Pure, unadulterated stupidity. Daftness of a magnitude that shocks beyond words. Total and complete lack of reason. Utter futile uselessness. Such wanton disregard for logic as to render silent all within earshot of the event.
1. Commonly used in military HQ's, charachterized by extreme confusion, and genuine, profound disorientation. Often the result of being given different and usually conflicting orders.
2. As above but brought about by a lack of skill or knowledge.
1. Wow that change to the briefing is going to have the staff completely Befuckled.
2. That LT has no clue about that; He's pretty much befuckled.