befuck

to fuck someone...befuck is saying it in a funny way

i think i'll go befriend this new girl, then befuck her...i wont bemoan it afterwards tho cuz she's hot

by tha p....p rick.....p$....menyc:) July 8, 2005

befuck

verb. to strategically implement relationship building with another person with the intention of achieving sexual relations with the designated other

Andre tried to befuck a girl named Erin, but she stopped responding to his texts.

by erinvagabond March 23, 2012

Befuckery

The state of being by which one is completely fucked over by everything that could possibly go wrong in any situation or series of consecutive situations. Extremely unlucky.

This emergency room visit has been a real befuckery!

by Happenstance February 25, 2010

befucked

When you know you will be fucked up in a situation before it even happens.

Ted: "Dude, my car's starting to feel wobbly... What if it breaks down?"
Carlos: "Nice, man. You're befucked."

by catsofamerica!!!!lalala May 23, 2011

Befuckled

1. Commonly used in military HQ's, charachterized by extreme confusion, and genuine, profound disorientation. Often the result of being given different and usually conflicting orders.
2. As above but brought about by a lack of skill or knowledge.

1. Wow that change to the briefing is going to have the staff completely Befuckled.

2. That LT has no clue about that; He's pretty much befuckled.

by tankboy2k April 23, 2006

Befucked

Beyond fucked; something that's gone so wrong that there is absolutely no fixing it.

Well, this mission is befucked.

by Aevos June 22, 2016

Befuckled

So intensely shocked at someone's actions that you just think "What the fuck?"

I am befuckled that he actually thought she wouldn't find out

by Shawty August 16, 2004