Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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a town in any low-density population state. Saves you having to remember special spellings or pronunciations of places that people have never heard of anyway.
She's from Bumfuck, Arkansas.

He was born in Bumfuck, Idaho.

She's from Bumfuck.

When I graduate I'll probably end up working in the Walmart in Bumfuck and marrying some cheerleader that I got pregnant under the bleachers.
by Jake February 26, 2004
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The middle of nowhere, the sticks, the boondocks, Loosersville U.S.A., the state of West Virginia. A place where the number one song on the local radio is Dueling Banjos and you hope you don't run out of gas before being able to return to mainstream society.
My GPS went haywire and now I'm somewhere in the middle of bum fuck.

My boss sent me on a road trip to bum fuck; I'm lucky I made it back!
by bgm71 June 18, 2013
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n. A place in the middle of nowhere. A rural town or home.
Adj. Small, out of the way, inferior, one horse.
I am in bum fucking nowhere.
I just moved to bum fuck.
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Complete middle of nowhere, shitty-ass, low-population town with no success or inspiration to come out of.

Places such as Phelan, Oak Hills, Pinon Hills, Baldy Mesa,Barstow, Pearblossum, llano, and Adelanto California.
Since i was 2, i have lived in bumfuck capital. No way in hell i'll raise a family here.

My friend moved to the high desert a few years ago. He hates it there. I don't blame him at all. The day he moved, he shouted out the window of his car as he was drove away saying "GOOD BYE BUMBFUCK PHELAN!!!"
by iiiiiiiiiiiiii June 30, 2009
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