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The most manly state in the union where men head-butt bison, punch trout in the face, and chop down trees with their gargantuan dicks.
"I'm a pussy!"
-Someone who doesn't live in Montana
by BurlyMontanyan August 28, 2006
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The fucking best state ever. Ladies bag bucks, catch monster fish,and will slap you if you reject hunting or fishing, or even are part of PETA. Men do the same.
Someone from another state: look at this MONSTER fish i caught, its 14 inches!

Montanan: *holds up 25 incher*
out of stater: *should bow down*
by MONTANANS FRICKIN RULE September 24, 2011
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an extremely amazing friend. the kinda girl you would trust your life with. amzingly beautiful! is loved by her friends. she can be EXTREMELY weird and random and crazy! but is still extremely loved.
"that girl is so awesome!!!!"
"what's her name?"
"knew it!"
by justagirl922 October 21, 2009
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The most beautiful girl alive.
any guy would be insanely luck to be with her.
she's amazingly smart, and hilariously humourous.
her Husband, is the luckiest guy in the world because he has something that no guy has, but all guys dream of, a girl like Montana.
wow shes a real Montana
by daltont August 24, 2010
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A state in which the manliest of man live and the hottest of women. People who make fun of this state or insult it are jelouse assholes who know where they live sucks balls.
Guy1 :"Man, that state Montana sucks."
Guy2 :"Your only saying that becuase we live in New Jersey and you know Montana is way better."
Guy1 :"Ya, your right."
by Mozaralio December 17, 2009
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An Awsome state which offers something for everyone. There is the wildlife and landscapes for the outdoor enthusiasts. A growing media and economical scene and top rate colleges. characterized for the large clear skies and unpredictable weather.
Hiking, Fishing, Biking. Beautifull scenic drives. Billings growing rapidly in all ways. Montana is a great place to live
by I Dare you October 12, 2006
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