bumfucked 

The act of having your bum fucked. Taking a dick up your ass for sexual gratification purposes.

The young gay lad was worried because he knew that now he had Come Out and accepted his sexuality, that he would more than likely get bumfucked. Why couldn't his life be easy like lesbians who just Come Out and get on with things? Why would he have to bend over and take it up the ass? Sheesh, he wasn't looking forward to being bumfucked but it would be a part of his life now.

bumfucked by Jonathan June 22, 2004

bumfucked 

Synonym for dumbfounded, flabbergasted.

I was bumfucked when I wasn't voted off in the first round.

bumfucked by Millro August 2, 2007

chitty chitty bumfucked 

Drinking enough beer to kill small horse.

Brandon was chitty chitty bumfucked at the supermarket last week.

chitty chitty bumfucked by Paco de los coocarochos April 26, 2013

bumfuck nowhere 

1. A place in the middle of nowhere.
2. A place not worth mentioning, driving to, or remembering the name of
3. A town located in the middle of farmland or prairie land and it takes less than a minute to drive out of it. Example: Oil Springs, Ontario

I had to drive out to bumfuck nowhere to pick his drunk ass up.

bumfuck nowhere by guinnessgirl May 27, 2006

busfucked

to get stuck behind a school bus that's making way too many stops usually when you're already running late to work or to catch a train

I'm sorry I'm late boss but I got busfucked an unprecedented 3 different times on the way to work.

Dude, we've been busfucked for over 20 minutes. I'm thinking about running over the next fucking kid that gets on that damn bus. I'm sure the judge will understand.

Bro I got busfucked and missed my train so I'm gonna chill and drink some gold tops in my car till the next one comes.

busfucked by Olof Carmody February 25, 2008

Bumfuckistan 

n. US military origin
1. Middle of nowhere. Someplace far away, hard to get to (even if you wanted to) and impossible to get back from.
2. Like Bumfuck Egypt, except further east.

You sent me to Bumfuckistan! You bastards!

Bumfuckistan by Cpn Jack August 7, 2008

bumfuck nowhere 

Ingomar, Montana

Man, I don't know how Boots lives in Ingomar, it's in the middle of bumfuck nowhere...

bumfuck nowhere by ZombieDawgs July 25, 2018