Ted: "Dude, my car's starting to feel wobbly... What if it breaks down?"
Carlos: "Nice, man. You're befucked."
Carlos: "Nice, man. You're befucked."
by catsofamerica!!!!lalala May 23, 2011

"My best friend slept with my ex twice, even when I told her not to!"
"That sucks! Who even does that?!"
"I don't know...I'm just so befucked."
"That sucks! Who even does that?!"
"I don't know...I'm just so befucked."
by Bluefire310 December 24, 2008

"My best friend slept with my ex twice, even when I told her not to!"
"That sucks! Who even does that?!"
"I don't know...I'm just so befucked."
"That sucks! Who even does that?!"
"I don't know...I'm just so befucked."
by Blue_fire310 April 21, 2007

A peculiarly Irish way of using the word Fuck. By putting "be" before "fuck" the word has a similiar meaning to "could be". I am not sure of the origin, but probably some appropriation from Irish is likely, at least in grammatical form.
by Vicferrari September 05, 2008

by Aevos June 22, 2016

i think i'll go befriend this new girl, then befuck her...i wont bemoan it afterwards tho cuz she's hot
by tha p....p rick.....p$....menyc:) July 08, 2005

completely screwed over to a point of no return
by joshmon April 18, 2015
