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ballshiton 

Equivalent or greater than the quantity of sperm in your balls. If you have a set of balls containing sperm, you have one ballshiton. A single ball does not qualify a ballshiton... it simply means impotent.
Holy crap... there's a ballshiton of people up in this bitch!
ballshiton by felix4 April 26, 2009
Words you can keep

bullshiting 

Not being truthful, procrastinating, not taking things serious. joking.
My fiance talks about getting married, but my fiance's actions is telling me otherwise. I believe my fiance is bullshiting.

Bullshitosis 

A disease which makes the host tell constant bullshits.

If a person starts saying loads of bullshit, then that person has most likely gotten bullshitosis.
Brasil: Hey, I think I'm in front of your house. I don't know which number it is exactly though. Open the door.
John: Naw. My dad is here. You have to go back.
Brasil: LIES! Hurry up and open the door.
John: Just knock on the door. Is the apartment #22.
Brasil: BS!! I know that it is 21. It seems that you have gotten bullshitosis. Damn, I told you to stay away from those shady hookers from that alley.
John:...
Brasil: NIGGER!
Bullshitosis by BrasilStyle August 15, 2009
1. An area in Arlington, VA with a metro stop.

2. The only response to an insult containing the term "bisexual ballsex"
1. I have to get off at the Ballston stop to meet up with my friends.

2. A: At least I don't engage in bisexual ballsex!
R: At least I don't do it in the ballston!
ballston by Captain Pixie August 22, 2009

bullshitology 

the study of bullshitting

the class where one studies bullshit

a joke played on people who study lies.
i'm going to major in bullshitology when i get older

what do you call the study of lies?
what?
bullshitology
bullshitology by morphittodaman January 21, 2008

ballshit 

Word used by immigrants who mistakenly mean to say bullshit. Typically Indian or South Asian immigrants.
Hey Sanjay, what you told me about the curry being on sale was total ballshit.
ballshit by synergie March 10, 2007

Aaron Ballston 

When you go too hard so that one of your balls gets stuck in her ass and you must detach it to survive.
Billy was smashing Dave's mom way too hard and had to Aaron Ballston that shit!
Aaron Ballston by coop81230 April 25, 2015
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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