1. A ¿country/city/province? somewhere in the
fucking East (not America) that I and another have witnessed in truth. I swear to God it exists. Someone please back me up on this dammit!
2. Possibly an imagined hallucination by two highly deranged, yet spry & sexy, idiots.
3. Comparable to Alien abduction stories.
4. Possibly home to Unicorns, Dragons, Manticores, Mermaids, Manatees with cyborg missile launcher arm attachments, Lipstick Lesbians, the Flying Spaghetti
Monster, Midgets with hats, Atlantis, and Trees with wheels.
Ballshit does exist damn you!
Yea,
Preston CLAIMS that he saw Ballshit, but I think its total
bullshit... or BALLSHIT! Hehehehehehe! Roflcopter! Lolzerskatez! Heh, I'm
funny...
(God) Awww man, that was the most horrendous dump I've ever