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Ballshit
1. A ¿country/city/province? somewhere in the fucking East (not America) that I and another have witnessed in truth. I swear to God it exists. Someone please back me up on this dammit!
2. Possibly an imagined hallucination by two highly deranged, yet spry & sexy, idiots.
3. Comparable to Alien abduction stories.
4. Possibly home to Unicorns, Dragons, Manticores, Mermaids, Manatees with cyborg missile launcher arm attachments, Lipstick Lesbians, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Midgets with hats, Atlantis, and Trees with wheels.
2. Possibly an imagined hallucination by two highly deranged, yet spry & sexy, idiots.
3. Comparable to Alien abduction stories.
4. Possibly home to Unicorns, Dragons, Manticores, Mermaids, Manatees with cyborg missile launcher arm attachments, Lipstick Lesbians, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Midgets with hats, Atlantis, and Trees with wheels.
Ballshit does exist damn you!
Yea, Preston CLAIMS that he saw Ballshit, but I think its total bullshit... or BALLSHIT! Hehehehehehe! Roflcopter! Lolzerskatez! Heh, I'm funny...
(God) Awww man, that was the most horrendous dump I've ever
Yea, Preston CLAIMS that he saw Ballshit, but I think its total bullshit... or BALLSHIT! Hehehehehehe! Roflcopter! Lolzerskatez! Heh, I'm funny...
(God) Awww man, that was the most horrendous dump I've ever
Ballshit by Craptoidilus February 24, 2008
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Ballshit
N. A person who is mentally inept, and nearly every aspect of a normal, functioning life is drawn askew. As a result, they defecate their own testes instead of fecal matter.
Since females have no testicles, "ovaryshit" and "titfart" are also acceptable terms.
Since females have no testicles, "ovaryshit" and "titfart" are also acceptable terms.
ballshit
Absolute ballshit
An act of unfairness and unpredictability
That’s absolute ballshit! FGR should have won again. Instead FGR decided to hit the woodwork, miss 1 on 1’s and lose
Absolute ballshit by BURYAREBASTARDS January 20, 2019
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