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bullshitness 

When a person is tired and fed up of all the bullshit they would recieve from work or people.
I'm just frustrated with the timing and the bullshitness of it all.
bullshitness by meangirl7685 December 12, 2009
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bullshitness 

Any corporation, partnership, company et cetera, any poser claims to be part of. Usually to impress white trash females, but also as a pathetic attempt at gaining a higher social status.
poser: I plan on inventing a new deer hunting call. It'll bring in the big one's for sure.

Me: What does it do?

poser: It will mimic the sounds deers horns make when they fight over a doe. You see 'em all in hunting stores. I'll just make my own, and patent it.

Me: Deer have antlers, not horns. You have to be able to use engineering and legal terms. You don't even know how to change the oil on your motorcycle.

poser: I'll make millions, you'll see.

Me: Next time keep your bullshitness, to yourself needle dick!
bullshitness by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2011

bullshitless 

1) The opposite of Bullshit
2) Straight to the point
Person 1: Woah, Look at that essay, It's so bullshitless and straight to the point!
bullshitless by SaffronAmberSeda April 28, 2009

bullshitnessman 

Any bullshitter claiming to be involved in a company, corporation, partnership, et cetera and/or claiming to be an investor in stocks, commodities, bonds, et cetera. Usually used to bed a woman, but also to get inept and submissive people to bow to them.
loser: Yeah I'm looking everyday, for something new to invest my money in.

Me: Oh, you day-trade?

loser: No. I have my money in a mutual fund. I was looking to invest my money in a restaurant franchise. Me and my wife are going to look at property today.

winner: That'll be around a million for high traffic real estate, a million to purchase a franchise, plus your going to have to ante up to whomever owns any exclusivity rights, plus you have to...

loser: It shouldn't be that much. My friend that makes mad money, selling time shares, he found me the property.

Me: Mad money?

loser: Like thirty grand a month in the summer.

Me: Sounds like your impoverished friend is a bit of a bullshitnessman, such as yourself.

loser's wife: Come to think of it, you haven't done thing business-wise since I've known you. That's why I have a hard time getting wet for you.

Bullshitless 

Without bullshit, not having bullshit in character.
I told my new boyfriend I expect bullshitless in our relationship.
Bullshitless by Luingventorjenk August 14, 2021

bullshiteus 

Disease of people feigning illness

Particularly those suffering with many complaints forgetting what they are ill with at the moment
"Alison forgot she was off work ill and posted a video of herself pissed on Facebook her bullshiteus was playing her up
bullshiteus by Mad Slug April 24, 2014

Bullshittiness 

The bull shit drama of others that you don’t want to deal with anymore.
I hate getting involved but Karen bullshittiness is going way too far
Bullshittiness by Zuliette Montes February 28, 2022
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scruples; to have manners;

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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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