Bullshitosis 

A disease which makes the host tell constant bullshits.

If a person starts saying loads of bullshit, then that person has most likely gotten bullshitosis.

Brasil: Hey, I think I'm in front of your house. I don't know which number it is exactly though. Open the door.
John: Naw. My dad is here. You have to go back.
Brasil: LIES! Hurry up and open the door.
John: Just knock on the door. Is the apartment #22.
Brasil: BS!! I know that it is 21. It seems that you have gotten bullshitosis. Damn, I told you to stay away from those shady hookers from that alley.
John:...
Brasil: NIGGER!

Bullshitosis by BrasilStyle August 15, 2009

Bullshititis 

A condition which causes the sufferer to habitually lie without cause or reason. May derive from a nervous compulsion to ocassionally impress certain social groups but can soon evolve into daily habit.

"If you do anything for 21 days in a row you automatically become addicted to it."

"You want to get that Bullshititis seen to - I can see skid marks round the side of your mouth."

Bullshititis by LaneG March 6, 2009

bushitosis

Bush - it - osis.

A condition which compells the inflicted spew right wing moralistic judgements, fundamentalist "conservative" views and make statements inferring blind support for the Bush administration.

MaryAnn just can't shut up about the "sanctity of the family". She has a really bad case of Bushitosis.

Paul has the worst case of Bushitosis I have ever seen. He yells "Hell yea, bomb the fuckers" every time he hears Bush say the word Iraq.

bushitosis by Ellie "Easy-E" Strogen April 6, 2006

bullshitinosis 

A fake or immaginary disease, usually to get out of work or for attention. Calling out someone who you know is faking it.

Mark: My tummy doesn't feel good and my head is hot. I think I am sick, I can't go to work today.
Tom:Bullshitinosis
Travis: Yes, Mark you have bullshitinosis, and IDS

bullshitinosis by yoda321 November 6, 2009

bullshitomics 

The "art" of writing "successful" academic papers and grants. Strategies include, but are not limited to overpromising and underdelivering, overselling, cherry picking results that fit your theory, focusing on a neat story and massaging the data until they confirm it, making vague and untestable predictions, creating new names for old ideas and claiming novelty, etc.

- How did you like that Nature paper?
- I hated it - it was pure bullshitomics.

bullshitomics by crazygg March 14, 2019

Bullshitalist 

Someone who is an expert at the art of bullshit in conversation

Tony is an excellent bullshitalist when conversing with his uber customers

Bullshitalist by Tinkerbell1 February 8, 2017

bullshitonian 

The language of marketing and politics

The guy is a complete shill, speaks fluent bullshitonian

bullshitonian by Telmea Story April 19, 2014