bullshitology 

the study of bullshitting

the class where one studies bullshit

a joke played on people who study lies.

i'm going to major in bullshitology when i get older

what do you call the study of lies?
what?
bullshitology

bullshitology by morphittodaman January 21, 2008

Bullshitology 

A course offered in many schools often known as English. A pseudoscience, it is the study of how to properly create something of little academic value but sounding reasonably intelligent enough to pass as having nutritional content. The course's main objective is to educate students on the proper method of taking mental diahrea and through Alchemy (Thats where the science comes in) turning this shit into gold. For ninety percent of teachers the products of this course are effective enough to do well without doing actual work with the exception of the few that have previously taught the course.

Freshman: Mom! I start IB today ^^
Mom: Wow whats your schedule?
Freshy: Bullshitology 101, Alchemy 202, and Kiss my Ass 305!

Bullshitology by IB Fucking April 3, 2006

Bullshitologist

1. One who is an expert in bullshit.
2. A person, group or organization that applies bullshit as a primary method of communication.
3. A politician, celebrity or entertainer who expresses their opinion on social or economic issues.

The nations top Bullshitologist said, "If you like your doctor and your health plan, you can keep your doctor or your health plan, period".

Bullshitologist by Another doubting Thomas November 19, 2013

Bullshitoloney 

The bullshit that is so ridiculous it is now paired with boloney to make an even better word to express a really deep dislike for stupid crap.

This i.e. government, religion, politician, 'flat earther', UFO debunker, conspiracy debunker, people that ignore science or the realm of what they cannot yet understand or measure because science has not caught up to the current state of weirdness abound, sure our full of some bullshitoloney.

Bullshitoloney by Alien Conspirator May 15, 2018

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019