bullshitology 

the study of bullshitting

the class where one studies bullshit

a joke played on people who study lies.

i'm going to major in bullshitology when i get older

what do you call the study of lies?
what?
bullshitology

bullshitology by morphittodaman January 21, 2008

Bullshitology 

A course offered in many schools often known as English. A pseudoscience, it is the study of how to properly create something of little academic value but sounding reasonably intelligent enough to pass as having nutritional content. The course's main objective is to educate students on the proper method of taking mental diahrea and through Alchemy (Thats where the science comes in) turning this shit into gold. For ninety percent of teachers the products of this course are effective enough to do well without doing actual work with the exception of the few that have previously taught the course.

Freshman: Mom! I start IB today ^^
Mom: Wow whats your schedule?
Freshy: Bullshitology 101, Alchemy 202, and Kiss my Ass 305!

Bullshitology by IB Fucking April 3, 2006

Bullshitologist

1. One who is an expert in bullshit.
2. A person, group or organization that applies bullshit as a primary method of communication.
3. A politician, celebrity or entertainer who expresses their opinion on social or economic issues.

The nations top Bullshitologist said, "If you like your doctor and your health plan, you can keep your doctor or your health plan, period".

Bullshitologist by Another doubting Thomas November 19, 2013

Bullshitoloney 

The bullshit that is so ridiculous it is now paired with boloney to make an even better word to express a really deep dislike for stupid crap.

This i.e. government, religion, politician, 'flat earther', UFO debunker, conspiracy debunker, people that ignore science or the realm of what they cannot yet understand or measure because science has not caught up to the current state of weirdness abound, sure our full of some bullshitoloney.

Bullshitoloney by Alien Conspirator May 15, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004