ballshitter

The act of purposefully and consentually dedicating onto a man's testicles as an act of friendship.

That bloke is a proper ballshitter.

by captainleaderlegend April 13, 2015

Ballshitter

A gif of a young man who has stuffed both testicles inside of him and proceeds to shit them out while bent over.

"Wow you did it, you really are the ballshitter!"

by Lil' Debby August 8, 2023

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by Dick-Shinary December 11, 2023

Chronic Bullshitter

A person who smokes a large amount of marijuana and exaggerates things or makes them up.

Guy: Do you think Dave really caught a 200lb bass?
Guy 2: No. Dave is a chronic bullshitter. The more he smokes, the bigger the bass gets.

by CaptainCrakhead May 26, 2013

Band 5 Bullshitter

An NHS Employee that tells lies.

That nurse said I had cancer, it turns out I had the clap, she is a band 5 bullshitter

by jonny bogroll the seventh May 6, 2021

Don't bullshit a bullshitter

The words of wisdom received when a person tries to deceive someone who is good at deceiving people.

So I told my dad "I drove your car to the party and was drinking, but my friend who wasn't drinking drove your car home." My dad said, "Son, I'm a used car salesman, Don't bullshit a bullshitter."

by largestcockintheworld October 4, 2011

Bullshitery

The act of bullshitting on a massive scale

Bill Clinton immersed the world in his bullshitery regarding his relationship with his intern

by Kevin Coin September 6, 2007