by synergie August 09, 2010

What a Filipina housekeeper calls a drain plug, table feet, or anything that is made of rubber which is meant to prevent sliding or leakage.
Joe: "Hi Joleen can you please ensure the sink is cleaned properly."
Joleen: "Sorry sirrrrr, I cannot sirrr, there is no stoppener."
Joleen: "Sorry sirrrrr, I cannot sirrr, there is no stoppener."
by synergie September 28, 2019

Word used by immigrants who mistakenly mean to say bullshit. Typically Indian or South Asian immigrants.
by synergie March 10, 2007

When a person has an absolute batshit crazy reaction to a totally reasonable request for responsibility or disdain and disgust towards a reminder.
Lucia de la Sucia Sanchez: "Morning Sir Noel, did you sleep well?"
Sir Noel: "Hey, morning. Yeah it was alright, still a bit groggy... Oh by the way, do you mind just shutting the fan off downstairs before you head to sleep? Just trying to keep the electric bill down as much as possible, plus it's noisy and I'm a light sleeper."
Lucia de la Sucia Sanchez: "What? Seriously? FINE! I'll never run the fucking fan ever fucking again! You know what? This is fucking ridiculous you are a fucking spy!!! YOU WORK FOR THE FUCKING CIA and you are SPYING ON ME! YOU'RE IN THE MAFIA!!! Why am I bleeding you DRY? I WILL GO RIGHT NOW TO THE ATM AND GIVE YOU MY LIFE SAVINGS! That's all you want!!!! ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS MONEY!!! I will never even dream about using the fan again! I'm calling my sister right now to pick me up! Fuck you and your fucking fan! All you ever care about is FANS!!!! ONLY FANS!!!!"
Sir Noel: "Take it easy eh, what's with this Brazilian attitude at 6am?"
Lucia de la Sucia Sanchez: "Don't 6am me!!! It's fucking 5:58am! You think I am stupid now? I don't know how to read clocks???? My family invented clocks!!!"
Sir Noel: "Hey, morning. Yeah it was alright, still a bit groggy... Oh by the way, do you mind just shutting the fan off downstairs before you head to sleep? Just trying to keep the electric bill down as much as possible, plus it's noisy and I'm a light sleeper."
Lucia de la Sucia Sanchez: "What? Seriously? FINE! I'll never run the fucking fan ever fucking again! You know what? This is fucking ridiculous you are a fucking spy!!! YOU WORK FOR THE FUCKING CIA and you are SPYING ON ME! YOU'RE IN THE MAFIA!!! Why am I bleeding you DRY? I WILL GO RIGHT NOW TO THE ATM AND GIVE YOU MY LIFE SAVINGS! That's all you want!!!! ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS MONEY!!! I will never even dream about using the fan again! I'm calling my sister right now to pick me up! Fuck you and your fucking fan! All you ever care about is FANS!!!! ONLY FANS!!!!"
Sir Noel: "Take it easy eh, what's with this Brazilian attitude at 6am?"
Lucia de la Sucia Sanchez: "Don't 6am me!!! It's fucking 5:58am! You think I am stupid now? I don't know how to read clocks???? My family invented clocks!!!"
by synergie August 18, 2023

Tony- Indictments? What the fuck are you talking about?
Christopher- Fuck. They're gonna want my ass.
Jimmy Altieri- Why?
Christopher- What do you mean, why? I'm O.C.
Jimmy- When'd you get your fucking wings?
Christopher- Fuck. They're gonna want my ass.
Jimmy Altieri- Why?
Christopher- What do you mean, why? I'm O.C.
Jimmy- When'd you get your fucking wings?
by synergie May 20, 2019

What a Filipina housekeeper calls a drain plug, table feet, or anything that is made of rubber which is meant to prevent sliding or leakage.
Joe: "Hi Joleen can you please ensure the sink is cleaned properly."
Joleen: "Sorry sirrrrr, I cannot sirrr, there is no stoppener."
Joleen: "Sorry sirrrrr, I cannot sirrr, there is no stoppener."
by synergie September 28, 2019

This is what Indian immigrants to North America call the Super Bowl, usually in a fit of rage because it interrupts their preferred Sunday evening programming.
Sanjay: "Hey everyone, let's come to my house tonight and watch another exciting eight hour raga by Ravi Shankar!"
Shibeeb: "You're out of luck, all they have on TV tonight is that damn Super Ball."
Sanjay: "That's total ballshit!"
Shibeeb: "You're out of luck, all they have on TV tonight is that damn Super Ball."
Sanjay: "That's total ballshit!"
by synergie January 06, 2020
