bagsplain

when you and your buddy hit a lil lino and he won't stop telling you about his business idea, he is bagsplaining.

Yo Marc, stop bagsplaining man, no one care about your oat business.

by JohnDutton January 29, 2021

Bragplain

To brag and complain at the same time.

An example of bragplaining: It rained on the way to my modeling shoot. My designer dress got ruined! At least everyone said they were speechless at my beauty anyway.

When people want you to know how great they are but still whine at you, they may bragplain.

1. Ashley's Facebook statuses are so obnoxious. All she does is bragplain.

by FansAndFlames November 21, 2011

Bragplaining

When you complain about something for the sole purpose of brining it up in conversation to brag about it.

Man, I'm only getting 10MB/s download speed. Normally I get at least 15.

Quit bragplaining. We all know you're just bitching to show off.

by TheShrewKing August 9, 2010

botsplain

Botsplaining is similar to mansplaining, except that the actor in this case is an AI chatbot. While attempting to use the tool to explore unusual ideas and concepts, the bot will continuously interrupt the conversation in order to condescendingly interject comments such as "it is crucial to understand that diverse viewpoints exist" as if you were clearly such a dolt that you didn't understand that talking about one viewpoint does not amount to forgetting that other viewpoints exist.

Yesterday, it was botsplained to me by ChatGPT that diversity exists in the world.

by anonymous May 23, 2023

bangsplain

The act of explaining a problematic topic in a condescending manner by a person (she/he/they/ze) who has bangs.

I need someone to bangsplain to me why my roommate's use of East Asian ingredients and daily tea ceremony is cultural appropriation.

by pattycakespattcakesbakersman January 11, 2022

VAGSPLAINING

When a woman explains things to a man in a condescending manner as if the man is too clueless to understand on his own.

The female version of mansplaining.

Joe was fed up with Karen incessantly vagsplaining everything to him as though he could never understand it with his feeble man brain.

by GltyPlesur October 10, 2020

budsplaining

The "mansplaining" of the weed industry. When a cannabis user uninvitedly tries to educate another user about something they are already familiar with. Usually comes with the assumption that they know more about the topic, and is frequently targeted toward female smokers by men with fragile egos.

A customer walks into the dispensary, and approaches a female budtender with years of education and experience. He attempts budsplaining how thc percentages work to her and proceeds to complain about everything on the shelf, brags about how he was "smoking before she was alive," then finally walks out with the shittiest strain because it was cheapest.

by dr.definethatshit January 22, 2021