VAGSPLAINING

When a woman explains things to a man in a condescending manner as if the man is too clueless to understand on his own.

The female version of mansplaining.

Joe was fed up with Karen incessantly vagsplaining everything to him as though he could never understand it with his feeble man brain.

VAGSPLAINING by GltyPlesur October 10, 2020

Vagsplaining

When a woman states that a man isn't worth listening to or something a man says isn't true because something about him or his conduct is repulsive to her from a perspective of sexual arousal.

Feminist: Jordan Peterson is wrong because he cries easily.
Man: Just because your pussy dries up doesn't mean he's wrong, you are vagsplaining.

Vagsplaining by Hardawg September 26, 2021

Vetsplaining 

The act of simply and unpretentiously explaining medical and nonmedical information about veterinary medicine to both medically trained and laypersons.

Vetsplaining is an invaluable and humorous podcast by Dr. Lisa McFaddin.

Let me vetsplain hyperthyroidism in cats to you.

In order to convey the severity of Fluffy's illness the doctor vetsplained the problem precisely and completely to the owner.

If only my veterinarian could describe my dog's problem in a way I understood easily....oh you need her/him to vetsplain it to you.

Vetsplaining by Dr. LOL September 14, 2018

vaxsplaining 

The annoying habit of the newly vaccinated to make wild and scientifically dubious claims that they are now 100% immune to all things COVID related including "every single solitary variant on the planet"

I'm tired of maskless spring breakers vaxsplaining on instagram how they can now "safely make out with complete strangers on the beach".

vaxsplaining by Christine DuVal March 24, 2021

vagplaining 

Present participle from the verb vag·plain.

The act by a cis-woman (or a mangina) of complaining when a man is mansplaining.

Peter: "And this, Mo'NiQ, is how you correctly insert a tampon."
Mo'NiQ (a self-identifying feminazi SJW cis-woman): "O,M,G.!! Stop mansplaining!!"
Peter: "Seriously Mo'NiQ, your vagplaining will get you nowhere. Grow some balls."

vagplaining by dan ad lumen November 16, 2017

Vansplaining 

When a person explains something to a member of the Van Halen family in a patronizing or arrogant tone as if the other person has no knowledge of what they're talking about.

The amount of people missing the joke I’m making, Vansplaining this album cover to me

Vansplaining by Fcx May 26, 2021

magsplaining 

Stating accurate, verifiable facts. Especially when these facts are inconvenient to an idiots worldview, or contradict idiotic talking points.

example magsplaining:
I once had a roommate who tried to trick the air conditioner
They also panicked that they had broken it because the “number kept changing randomly” since it changed when they pressed the buttons, changed again moments after, and then gradually changed over time. I had to tell them that the first number is the temperature setting, the second is the current temperature, and the gradual change is the current temperature changing.

magsplaining by squadron leader bigglesworth January 11, 2019