Bragplaining 

When you complain about something for the sole purpose of brining it up in conversation to brag about it.

Man, I'm only getting 10MB/s download speed. Normally I get at least 15.

Quit bragplaining. We all know you're just bitching to show off.

Bragplaining by TheShrewKing August 9, 2010

Bragplaining 

Bragplaining- when you complain about something while bragging on yourself. Very bitchy condescending behavior, Karens and Kens do this often. Sociopaths and even attentionwhores are well known for this.

Karen was bragplaining when she said she was the only one following the rules at her work.

Bragplaining by Mustngsalie January 7, 2022

brexplaining 

To twist and distort facts that show Brexit is a bad idea into arguments in support of it.

He was Brexplaining to me how food shortages would be a good thing as we could all do with loing a little weight.

brexplaining by PanGalactic January 1, 2019

Braggplaining 

The action of bragging about something through a complaint. Attempting to receive sympathy for dealing with a situation while simultaneously bragging about being in said situation.

Facebook post: "Got a new SS 2020 Camero with all the upgrades. Now I got to pay $800 a month. I don't want to be braggplaining but I think I'm going to need a Go fund me account now.

Braggplaining by art4darkART4DARK December 14, 2021

bragplaing 

often unitentional; when you complain about something and someone else tries to top that, you get into a shouting contest of telling the other person about how much your life sucks

example of a "bragplaing" conversation:

bob: the boss told me to do fileing
joe: well i have to go pick up my kids from soccer practice
bob: oh yah well my mom set me up on a blind date
joe: oh yah well my wife just filed for divorce
bob: i know i had to file it!!!
etm.

bragplaing by atomic basket monkey October 4, 2010