Drunk Friend 1: "Ugh! Dude, roll down the window. Those hot wings are on their way back up."
Driver: "Don't you dare puke all over my car! I'm pulling over!"
Drunk Friend 2: "Puke Stop!!"
Driver: "Don't you dare puke all over my car! I'm pulling over!"
Drunk Friend 2: "Puke Stop!!"
by TheShrewKing December 16, 2009
Guy 1 to friends: Tony just invited us over for hot pot.
Guy 2: Again?! We just ate hot pot with him last night.
Guy 3, drunk: That Tony, he's a hotpoter if I ever saw...
Guys 1 and 2: Dude!
Guy 2: Again?! We just ate hot pot with him last night.
Guy 3, drunk: That Tony, he's a hotpoter if I ever saw...
Guys 1 and 2: Dude!
by TheShrewKing February 23, 2017
When you complain about something for the sole purpose of brining it up in conversation to brag about it.
Man, I'm only getting 10MB/s download speed. Normally I get at least 15.
Quit bragplaining. We all know you're just bitching to show off.
Quit bragplaining. We all know you're just bitching to show off.
by TheShrewKing August 09, 2010