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a small bench that you pull up to a sofa. duh.
that autoban lifts your feet. they stink.
autoban by Melon Helen August 11, 2009
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automangina 

When a man tucks his cock and balls back into a mangina without using his hands.
Shit, did you see Andy bend forward and pull off an automangina!? Hands free!
automangina by AndyWhiteIsGod September 6, 2013
Masturbation by using your penis and anal rectum, the act of masturbating by inserting your penis into your anus.
You can stick your tool in your booty hole.

By not submitting that final reported to your boss, you autoanaled.
autoanal by Fleo Black September 9, 2010

Alpharetta Autobaun 

Georgia 400. The stretch of road in Atlanta that runs from Buckhead to Dahlonega. This highway is known for it's high speed chases and traffic. And Georgia State Patrol
Traffic is backed up like normal on the Alpharetta Autobaun
Alpharetta Autobaun by Blue Devil August 26, 2005

Autobahn 

1) A highway system in Germany that generally doesn't have a speed limit.

2) Something American drivers with sports cars wish they had.
I live in the USA and I have a Lamborghini that can go 200 mph but I can only 70 mph, wish I lived in Germany so I can drive to work at 200 mph on the Autobahn instead of 70.
Autobahn by SFOBIRT July 24, 2010

autobahn 

The ultimate speedsters highway, located in Germany. Unfortunately, in the USA the average driver is a less skillful driver than the average driver in Germany, and that's not an insult but a result of the USA's relatively easy driver's education programs and requirements. On the other hand, in Germany getting a driver's license is much harder and requires a lot more practice. So it makes sense that in the US you can't speed as much as you want except in a few isolated places like Montana or Nevada perhaps.
In Germany, the autobahn is not as dangerous as one might assume. The autobahn has many lanes, with one or two lanes dedicated as the fast, no-limit lanes, and at least one lane dedicated for the slowpokes.

Seeing that Germany produces many awesome sports cars and speed demons, like the BMW M3 and M5, the Mercedes SL lineup, and the Porsches, it comes as no surprise that the autobahn exists over there.
autobahn by Adel7 September 21, 2007

Autobahn 

1. "Autobahn" is the German word for motorway, the road system found in Germany, Austria and Switzerland. Though there is no official speed limit, there is a recommended one, which is of about 130 km/h (80 mph). In Germany, the official name for the autobahn is Bundesautobahn, or, when translated into English, Federal Motorway. Autobahns are maintained by the federal government. Orginally called Reichsautobahn (Imperial Motorway), the first Autobahn was completed in 1931, a road between Cologne and Bonn.

2. "Autobahn" is a song by the German band Kraftwerk, composed in 1974 by Florian Scheider and Ralf Hütter, with Emil Schult collaborating on the lyrics. The original version of Autobahn is over 22 minutes long, but was editted down to 4 when it entered the Top 40 charts in the USA and other countries. The original song can be found on Kraftwerk's album, Autobahn.
1. "I am driving down the Autobahn, going 90 mph."
2. "Die Fahrbahn ist ein graues Band, Weisse Streifen, gruener Rand."
Autobahn by Ulla August 2, 2007
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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