Adel7's definitions

zexual energy

Sexual energy that has been converted, through zen and mental control, to productive forces.

I decided to stop obsessing over Ashley. Now with all my zexual energy I will start a company!!

by Adel7 June 2, 2011

Itchy Bitchy

Basically this means, "STFU and get to work and stop whining."

Bob: "Mama, my ankle painful, in the center, Itchy and...."

Mama: "Itchy Bitchy!"

by Adel7 June 2, 2011

halography

The study of Halo, either Halo 1, 2, or the upcoming Halo 3 and Halo Wars. These games for Xbox and Xbox 360 were developed by Bungie, and with some help from Microsoft. This intellectual pursuit embodies all the aspects of Halo such as: different combat strategies, stealth fighting, grenading, timing, sniping, up-close combat, teamwork, aiming, psychological training, nerves-of-steel, using vehicles and air transportation, and anything else related to improving one's Halo skills.

Me: "Hey, Kareem, what do you say we study some Halography for an hour or two - I need to improve my sniping and you can work on getting that plasma grenade down."

Kareem: "Word. Hallo to Halo."

by Adel7 August 3, 2007

gahsh meat

Gahsh meat literally means "the meat of a wild, untamed beast, such as a wild donkey or monster-like creature."

Gahsh meat is quite tasty and delicious.

Dude 1: I want some gahsh meat, some gahsh meeeeeeeeeeeeat.

Dude 2: Word. Fashizzle, man. Let's go kill that goat yonder.

by adel7 August 3, 2007

The Typing of the Dead

The Typing of the Dead is the best typing game ever created. This awesome and unbelievable unique game, created by Sega and with the assistance of Smilebit(to remake the game into English), forces you to learn how to type correctly. Basically, this game is the house of the dead 2 except instead of shooting the zombies with guns you shoot them with your strapped-on keyboard. This game makes you type funny and sweet phrases like "geisha waltz", "nasal wig", "bahama mama", and "hot babes". In Japan Sega is working to release "The Typing of the Dead 2" so keep your fingers crossed for it to be ported to come to the US.

Dude 1: "Hey dude, wanna come over today and play some Xbox?"

Dude 2: "Naah, man. I'd rather play The Typing of the Dead. You get to type zombies to death."

Dude 1: "WTF are you talking about? The what of the dead?"

Dude 2: "It's the best typing tutor ever. It beats the hell out of Mavic Beacon. It's really simple: Type or Die."

Dude 1: "Fashizzle. I need to work on my typing skills myself. Let me see this game."

by Adel7 August 15, 2007

venial

Not a big mistake, but nonetheless a small sin. You can be forgiven for it most of the time.

Dude 1: "Hey, Dad, why did you scratch my door when you got out of your car? I just painted her yesterday."

Dad: "Son, STFU. That was a venial sin."

Dude 1: "Dad, stop going SAT on me."

by Adel7 August 15, 2007

bikeeya

In Egypt, bikeeya is the chant that the bikeeya man yells out to all of the people when he walks early in the morning. The bikeeya man collects people's unwanted broken appliances or furniture, or odds-and-ends. When the bikeeya man walks through the streets of Cairo, he will say "bikeeeyyyyyyyaa" and also "bickeya bickeyaa" and it's often funny.

Dude 1: "Hey, remember when we were little kids visiting Egypt and we used to take our Super Soaker water guns and shoot the bikeeya man from the 4-th story balcony? Those were the days man."

Dude 2: "Yeah, but that was just wrong dude. The guy's trying to make a living and here we are squirting water at him from up above. Geeeezzz, no wonder they would get so frickin mad at us and try to come upstairs and find us."

Dude 1: "Yeah, but we were kids though and we were so bored so that's what we did ya know."

Dude 2: "Word."

by Adel7 August 15, 2007