153 definitions by Adel7
McDonalds - as pronounced by people reading McDonalds spelled out with Arabic letters... it's hilarious, cuz if you go to Egypt you'll hear them saying McDonald's like this.
On a street in Cairo: trying to hail a cab.
Joe: Taxi! TAx!
Taxi guy: Yez how are you friend?
Joe: I'm fine.. Hey McDonald's please?
TAxi Guy: Eh? McDos? Say again baleez?
Joe: MickDonalds..
Taxi Guy: What? I'm sorry, can you baleez rayet here baber? *handing guy a pen
Joe rights it down - "see?"
Taxi Guy: "OOOooooh makdoonaldis - I am a very sorry, I'm sorry yez yez yez I know this one. OK, lezz go."
Joe: Taxi! TAx!
Taxi guy: Yez how are you friend?
Joe: I'm fine.. Hey McDonald's please?
TAxi Guy: Eh? McDos? Say again baleez?
Joe: MickDonalds..
Taxi Guy: What? I'm sorry, can you baleez rayet here baber? *handing guy a pen
Joe rights it down - "see?"
Taxi Guy: "OOOooooh makdoonaldis - I am a very sorry, I'm sorry yez yez yez I know this one. OK, lezz go."
by Adel7 December 7, 2007
This is when you read something and you pronounce it to yourself in your head - and you think about how your lips would move if you did say it.
Sometimes when reading subvocalization occurs and sometimes it can make you read slower.
When I was in class the other day, many profanities happened in my subvocalization.
When I was in class the other day, many profanities happened in my subvocalization.
by Adel7 November 29, 2007
If you go to Egypt and someone on the street messes with you - just say "eeh yaaba - izayak ya walad!"
by Adel7 December 1, 2007
When a person repeatedly thrusts the gas pump in and out of his car, trying to get every last drop of gasoline out of the hose and into the car.
...One day, perhaps two or three years from now, gas prices will get so high that at gas stations everywhere customers will be gas humping so much that they'll need to create all-steel pumps to prevent breaking of the pumps.
"I went to the gas station the other day and saw this perverted old man around 70 who looked like he was trying to screw his big Cadillac Deville. Upon closer inspection I saw he was just gas humping."
"I went to the gas station the other day and saw this perverted old man around 70 who looked like he was trying to screw his big Cadillac Deville. Upon closer inspection I saw he was just gas humping."
by Adel7 December 17, 2007
Perfect vacation: laying back in the jacuzzi, watching a movie, drinking some mango juice, and feeling the hydrofizzle tickle me all over.
by Adel7 December 4, 2007
Similar to concrastination, the ability to start the work you need to do without putting it off or dragging your feet.
Dude 1: "Man, even though I told myself last month I was going to get my car fixed up so I could start hypermiling, I just never got to it."
Dude 2: "Sounds like you need a good dose of gettoitiveness."
Dude 2: "Sounds like you need a good dose of gettoitiveness."
by Adel7 September 11, 2007
1. A biological term meaning the shedding of an outer hard layer(like cuticle), such as done by a snake or a crustacean when it's molting.
2. A strip performance, as done by an ecdysiast.
2. A strip performance, as done by an ecdysiast.
Snakes are known to perform an ecdysis in order to grow a new outer layer. Interesting, but I'm more interested in the other form of ecdysis performed by females of the human species.
by Adel7 September 3, 2007