Means the same as cybersex, which is pretending to have sex by typing messages in a chat room or chat program.
by Adel7 August 15, 2007
Get the keyboard sexmug. In Egypt, bikeeya is the chant that the bikeeya man yells out to all of the people when he walks early in the morning. The bikeeya man collects people's unwanted broken appliances or furniture, or odds-and-ends. When the bikeeya man walks through the streets of Cairo, he will say "bikeeeyyyyyyyaa" and also "bickeya bickeyaa" and it's often funny.
Dude 1: "Hey, remember when we were little kids visiting Egypt and we used to take our Super Soaker water guns and shoot the bikeeya man from the 4-th story balcony? Those were the days man."
Dude 2: "Yeah, but that was just wrong dude. The guy's trying to make a living and here we are squirting water at him from up above. Geeeezzz, no wonder they would get so frickin mad at us and try to come upstairs and find us."
Dude 1: "Yeah, but we were kids though and we were so bored so that's what we did ya know."
Dude 2: "Word."
Dude 2: "Yeah, but that was just wrong dude. The guy's trying to make a living and here we are squirting water at him from up above. Geeeezzz, no wonder they would get so frickin mad at us and try to come upstairs and find us."
Dude 1: "Yeah, but we were kids though and we were so bored so that's what we did ya know."
Dude 2: "Word."
by Adel7 August 15, 2007
Get the bikeeyamug. Pretending what would happen if you said something really rude or nasty to someone, or if you did something pretty mean or dissed someone on paper in someway.
An example of whatiffing I did today, while typing up a paper:
The world needs to find more fair solutions to the growing environmental situation. We need to look for solutions that are not harmful to the environment, and to try harder to harvest reusable energy. This is some serious shit and we gotta watch our backs ya heard me fat bitch?
The world needs to find more fair solutions to the growing environmental situation. We need to look for solutions that are not harmful to the environment, and to try harder to harvest reusable energy. This is some serious shit and we gotta watch our backs ya heard me fat bitch?
by Adel7 January 01, 2008
Get the whatiffingmug. kiddinsult examples:
At the mall the other day I saw a little kid ask his mom, "Why is that lady so fat? Does she eat Burger King a lot?"
When 9 year old Tim had to get a physical for his sports, the doctor had to see his penis. Tim yelled out, "Are you a fag? Why are you looking there?"
While walking with her daughter Allison and pet dog in the morning, Sara met Jane on her route. Jane said, "lately I've been trying to lose weight, because I look so .. I mean this flabby, I mean. it's just so .. ya know.. I mean I look like a , like a a...."
Allison exclaims loudly: "Like a fat hippo, and you'll never lose all that weight."
At the mall the other day I saw a little kid ask his mom, "Why is that lady so fat? Does she eat Burger King a lot?"
When 9 year old Tim had to get a physical for his sports, the doctor had to see his penis. Tim yelled out, "Are you a fag? Why are you looking there?"
While walking with her daughter Allison and pet dog in the morning, Sara met Jane on her route. Jane said, "lately I've been trying to lose weight, because I look so .. I mean this flabby, I mean. it's just so .. ya know.. I mean I look like a , like a a...."
Allison exclaims loudly: "Like a fat hippo, and you'll never lose all that weight."
by Adel7 January 16, 2008
Get the kiddinsultmug. When I went to the doctor, he asked me if I had trouble achieving tumescence. I looked at him puzzled, and he said... "or in more common language, umm... can you get it up?"
by Adel7 January 03, 2008
Get the tumescencemug. Nifty windows mini-application for getting strange characters like ß , ÿ , ۞ , Þ, × , ◙, õ etc.
by Adel7 January 01, 2008
Get the charmapmug. Should I ask that old guy for directions?
Naaa, balaash, the guy looks a bit cooky. Ask that young guy over there.
Naaa, balaash, the guy looks a bit cooky. Ask that young guy over there.
by Adel7 March 28, 2009
Get the balaashmug.