autoanal

Masturbation by using your penis and anal rectum, the act of masturbating by inserting your penis into your anus.

You can stick your tool in your booty hole.

By not submitting that final reported to your boss, you autoanaled.

autoanal by Fleo Black September 9, 2010

autoanilingus

When somebody licks (or rims) their own anus.

Facts:
-It DOES NOT taste bad if you do it right! It actually tastes pretty good according to most.
-It feels "amazing". In this case it is a form of masturbation.
-Autorimming IS POSSIBLE via backward or further forward contortion. People who can perform autofellatio can possibly do this!
-Autorimming can cause problems (some due to the extreme contortionism and others due to that the anus wasn't clean). So use caution and any pain is a bad sign!

This would be classified as the higher personal goal for men by most then autofellatio because it apparently feels better.

These words DO NOT REQUIRE a hyphen (like auto-fellatio can be autofellatio).

This also does not make you gay. Not even bisexual. You remain the same sexuality.

1# Can you perform autoanilingus?
2# Do you mean autorimming?
1# Same thing.
2# Yes, It feels amazing.

autoanilingus by TheGuyWhoDefinesStuff October 16, 2011

Auto Anal 

The act of inserting your penis inside of your own anus.

Richard got tired of masturbation and decided to try auto anal.

Richard stuck his dick in his ass.

Auto Anal by LolXdTrain July 11, 2017

AutoAnalyzer 

A laboratory instrument used for automated analysis of various chemical substances in samples, such as blood, urine, and environmental samples.

The AutoAnalyzer would really like to analyze your urine.

AutoAnalyzer by Overall1728 September 23, 2023