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A footstool.

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If I had a million dollars, I'd buy you furniture for your house. Mabie a nice chesterfield or an automan

automan by MTCaptain November 26, 2006

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automatic dick

when someone has an uncontrollable erect dick ;-)

rm has an automatic dick

automatic dick by yoursenpia May 7, 2018

Related Words

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Automatic Door Jedi

Someone who waves their hand at an automatic door, pretending like they are a Jedi

I frequently wave my hand at automatic doors, trying my best to achieve Force powers, but alas I am just an Automatic Door Jedi

Automatic Door Jedi by Baron Somebody March 8, 2009

automangina

When a man tucks his cock and balls back into a mangina without using his hands.

Shit, did you see Andy bend forward and pull off an automangina!? Hands free!

automangina by AndyWhiteIsGod September 6, 2013

Fully semi-automatic

A word made up by liberals to make guns sound scarier and is not a thing. Full and semi are two completely different words

Those gosh darn libtards think there’s a thing called fully semi-automatic

Fully semi-automatic by NRA doesn’t want people to die June 13, 2018

Dipsychotic Semi-Automatic Twins

Two sisters born 1549 days apart in Brockton, Massachusetts.

Are you guys twins?

"Yes, we're dipsychotic semi-automatic twins"

"We don't have time to explain science to you"

Dipsychotic Semi-Automatic Twins by Murphdogg March 8, 2019

automatik

term invented in bustabit. usually said to a player sittin 24/7 for years only chatting and sucking for tips. you can also call em "auto".

oh! don't behave like automatik.

automatik by onion9 March 2, 2021

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026