Autobate 

To masturbate while operating a motor vehicle.

The sun set low in the western sky and darkness rolled slowly in;
After 15 hours of driving, I had to autobate just to stay awake.

Autobate by M.S. Allison December 13, 2008

Autobate 

To masturbate while driving.

Person 1: Man, long road trips are so boring.
Person 2: Dude, you should autobate.

Autobate by Bob Ding February 6, 2007

FULLY AUTOMATED LUXURY GAY SPACE COMMUNISM 

what we should all aspire to

I can't wait for FULLY AUTOMATED LUXURY GAY SPACE COMMUNISM!

FULLY AUTOMATED LUXURY GAY SPACE COMMUNISM by Nebentypus June 3, 2017

Automated Communism 

The term used to describe the economy after all manual jobs and work are automated by robots, allowing time to be allocated to the arts and entertainment from daily labour.

Scientists predict that after advanced in robotics we will achieve Automated Communism and not have to work.

Automated Communism by mememaker333 April 25, 2017

Autobation 

Erotic stimulation especially of one's own genital organs commonly resulting in orgasm and achieved by manual or other bodily contact exclusive of sexual intercourse and specifically involving an automobile as a means of instrumental manipulation, sexual fantasy, or by various combinations of these agencies.

He was embarrassed when his grandmother walked into the garage and caught him in the act of autobation.

A few of the pages of his 'Car and Driver' magazine were stuck together, no doubt a result of an unhealthy car fetish and an incessant need for autobation.

Autobation by Dr. Fuchs August 21, 2010

automated voice fucker 

the annoying computerized voice at the other end of the phone when calling a hotline or helpline; sometimes accompanied with incessant soft rock music like Michael Bolton

That automated voice fucker just told me to go fuck myself!
I needed to know how to program my VCR and all I got was this automated voice fucker! Hoozah!

automated voice fucker by BadDewd April 4, 2003

automated bitch 

(a)disembodied female voice that answers consumer service questions providing no answers and plenty of frustration.

(b)an uptight woman,usually a salesperson or customer representative, who won't cut you any slack and only gives you static about everything.

Even though I told her I would send the money today,that automated bitch turned off my phone off anyway.

automated bitch by innerrashida June 29, 2006