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Autobate

To masturbate while operating a motor vehicle.
The sun set low in the western sky and darkness rolled slowly in;
After 15 hours of driving, I had to autobate just to stay awake.
by M.S. Allison December 13, 2008
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Autobate

Person 1: Man, long road trips are so boring.
Person 2: Dude, you should autobate.
by Bob Ding February 6, 2007
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Automated Communism

The term used to describe the economy after all manual jobs and work are automated by robots, allowing time to be allocated to the arts and entertainment from daily labour.
Scientists predict that after advanced in robotics we will achieve Automated Communism and not have to work.
by mememaker333 April 25, 2017
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Autobation

Erotic stimulation especially of one's own genital organs commonly resulting in orgasm and achieved by manual or other bodily contact exclusive of sexual intercourse and specifically involving an automobile as a means of instrumental manipulation, sexual fantasy, or by various combinations of these agencies.
He was embarrassed when his grandmother walked into the garage and caught him in the act of autobation.

A few of the pages of his 'Car and Driver' magazine were stuck together, no doubt a result of an unhealthy car fetish and an incessant need for autobation.
by Dr. Fuchs August 21, 2010
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automated voice fucker

the annoying computerized voice at the other end of the phone when calling a hotline or helpline; sometimes accompanied with incessant soft rock music like Michael Bolton
That automated voice fucker just told me to go fuck myself!
I needed to know how to program my VCR and all I got was this automated voice fucker! Hoozah!
by BadDewd April 4, 2003
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automated bitch

(a)disembodied female voice that answers consumer service questions providing no answers and plenty of frustration.

(b)an uptight woman,usually a salesperson or customer representative, who won't cut you any slack and only gives you static about everything.
Even though I told her I would send the money today,that automated bitch turned off my phone off anyway.
by innerrashida June 29, 2006
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