auto-ped
An accident involving a moving vehicle and a person on foot. From "auto-pedestrian"; used mainly by police, reporters and hospital personnel.
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auto-pederast by heh October 16, 2003
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auto-pederast • auto-ped • Autopedatio • autopedo • autopedophile • autopedrasty • auto correct • auto • auto erect • auto sniper
autopedrasty
The act of sticking one's own erect cock up their ass. only a small percentage of people can do it, BUT IT IS POSSIBLE!
Jeff: Dude, I totally mastered autopedrasty last night!
Zach: What's that?
Jeff: You put your own cock in your ass, Its fucking awesome, and a great substitute for someone who won't come out as gay
Zach: That's what its called? I've done that all the time!
Jawuan: I tried it, but My dick broke and I lost 6 inches from surgery
Zach: Tough luck.
Zach: What's that?
Jeff: You put your own cock in your ass, Its fucking awesome, and a great substitute for someone who won't come out as gay
Zach: That's what its called? I've done that all the time!
Jawuan: I tried it, but My dick broke and I lost 6 inches from surgery
Zach: Tough luck.
autopedrasty by Mr. Coolguy88 June 12, 2013
autopedo
Like an autophile but the interest is in oneself as a child.
To be sexually attracted to the memory of oneself as a child.
A pedophile who is only interested in his/herself as a child.
To be sexually attracted to the memory of oneself as a child.
A pedophile who is only interested in his/herself as a child.
Autopederast
Autopederast by Link January 21, 2005
autopedophile
autopedophile by RÆZ July 23, 2021
Autopedatio
Bro you should try autopedatio.
Aw man, that autopedatio was craaaaaaaaazy.
Autopedatio is so money.
I'm so lonely.
Aw man, that autopedatio was craaaaaaaaazy.
Autopedatio is so money.
I'm so lonely.
Autopedatio by Xlord August 15, 2014
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
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