auto-ped

An accident involving a moving vehicle and a person on foot. From "auto-pedestrian"; used mainly by police, reporters and hospital personnel.

I had to go to this really gruesome auto-ped down on 14th Street today and then my editor said it wasn't worth writing up.

by T.E. Bell September 5, 2005

auto-pederast

see jaxxor

by heh October 16, 2003

autopedrasty

The act of sticking one's own erect cock up their ass. only a small percentage of people can do it, BUT IT IS POSSIBLE!

Jeff: Dude, I totally mastered autopedrasty last night!

Zach: What's that?

Jeff: You put your own cock in your ass, Its fucking awesome, and a great substitute for someone who won't come out as gay

Zach: That's what its called? I've done that all the time!

Jawuan: I tried it, but My dick broke and I lost 6 inches from surgery

Zach: Tough luck.

by Mr. Coolguy88 June 12, 2013

autopedo

Like an autophile but the interest is in oneself as a child.

To be sexually attracted to the memory of oneself as a child.

A pedophile who is only interested in his/herself as a child.

I was digging through some old photos and found a few of me when I was eight. In the photos I was in my undies. I never realized just what a sexy little fucker I was. I couldn't help it, I had to go relieve the sudden stress I was getting from the sight of them. I'm such an autopedo.

by Rakis April 8, 2016

Autopederast

An autopederast is a 'gifted' human male that can insert his penis into his own rectum.

Dave: "That Frank is an autopederast"
Bob: "So if you tell him to go fuck himself, he can. Ideal"

by Link January 21, 2005

autopedophile

having sexual things with your son or daughter

there is a autopedophile person in our town

by RÆZ July 23, 2021

Autopedatio

The act of giving yourself a footjob.

Bro you should try autopedatio.

Aw man, that autopedatio was craaaaaaaaazy.

Autopedatio is so money.

I'm so lonely.

by Xlord August 15, 2014