Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Rakis

Doof

The sound made when a bird Hits your windshield while you're driving down the road

Hey what kind of bird is...
DOOF!!!

....was that?

by Rakis October 10, 2016

Dillynink: (n) a penis on an adult man that is smaller than average yet it’s owner is talented enough with it to satisfy almost any woman.

A positive and/or affectionate description for a smaller than average (mature adult) penis.

Johns little dillynink is amazing. It’s only four inches hard but he made me go limp for an hour.

by Rakis June 14, 2018

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Undiefrence

State of not caring what kind or style of underwear you chose.

"I have Undiefrence. Sometimes I'll wear boxers and sometimes I'll wear briefs."

by Rakis September 2, 2017

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Necktie hanging from a doorknob

A sign indicating that the occupants of the room on the other side of the door are engaged in sexual activity.

Necktie hanging from a doorknob

(Older student): just to make sure, you do know what it means if you see a necktie hanging from the doorknob right?

(Younger student) Yep , it means sit quiet and wait ten minutes or so for you to finish.

by Rakis June 14, 2018

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autopedo

Like an autophile but the interest is in oneself as a child.

To be sexually attracted to the memory of oneself as a child.

A pedophile who is only interested in his/herself as a child.

I was digging through some old photos and found a few of me when I was eight. In the photos I was in my undies. I never realized just what a sexy little fucker I was. I couldn't help it, I had to go relieve the sudden stress I was getting from the sight of them. I'm such an autopedo.

by Rakis April 8, 2016

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