Like an autophile but the interest is in oneself as a child.
To be sexually attracted to the memory of oneself as a child.
A pedophile who is only interested in his/herself as a child.
I was digging through some old photos and found a few of me when I was eight. In the photos I was in my undies. I never realized just what a sexy little fucker I was. I couldn't help it, I had to go relieve the sudden stress I was getting from the sight of them. I'm such an autopedo.
While urinating in the snow one uses his urine stream to "write" his name in the snow.
"A snow storm? In
"Look everyone! John Hancock is writing his name in the snow!"
( the Simpsons "Bart gets an F" Season: 2, Ep: 14
A sign indicating that the occupants of the room on the other side of the door are engaged in sexual activity.
Necktie hanging from a doorknob
(Older student): just to make sure, you do know what it means if you see a necktie hanging from the doorknob right?
(Younger student) Yep , it means sit quiet and wait ten minutes or so for you to finish.
The sound made when a bird Hits your windshield while you're driving down the road
Hey what kind of bird is...
October 10, 2016
The remaining stems after a bunch of grapes has been eaten
"Are all the grapes gone? all that's left are grape bones."
October 28, 2015
Shtingle (n) the shockingly pleasant tingle you feel during your first orgasm.
Any unexpectedly pleasant tingle one feels.
I had my first shtingle when I was ten. I was wanking and I felt it build . The shtingle raced up my spine and my whole naked body went limp.
A person who is easily persuaded or brainwashed by the political ideals of the Clinton family.
"My college roommate is such a narrow minded Clintonoid"
October 21, 2016