Rakis's definitions

Doof

The sound made when a bird Hits your windshield while you're driving down the road

Hey what kind of bird is...
DOOF!!!

....was that?

by Rakis October 10, 2016

Ethan

A blanket name for any one of your older brother’s asshole friends.

(When dad come home from work in the evening)
“Hey what’s going on today?” Dad asked

“Oh not much, Dave has a new Ethan.” I said

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by Rakis April 1, 2020

Geouch

noun. Gee-owch

Any rock that sneaks its way into your shoe or boot. A rock that you discover right under your sleeping bag while you’re camping .

I need to get the geouch out of my boot.

I have a geouch under my sleeping bag.

by Rakis June 15, 2023

corbling

The act of long duration sexual activity.

To engage in sexual intercourse for many hours.

Derives from the word corble.

To allow a significant amount of corble to accumulate during long duration sexual activity.

My girlfriend and were corbling all day Saturday.

by Rakis April 8, 2016

autopedo

Like an autophile but the interest is in oneself as a child.

To be sexually attracted to the memory of oneself as a child.

A pedophile who is only interested in his/herself as a child.

I was digging through some old photos and found a few of me when I was eight. In the photos I was in my undies. I never realized just what a sexy little fucker I was. I couldn't help it, I had to go relieve the sudden stress I was getting from the sight of them. I'm such an autopedo.

by Rakis April 8, 2016

dink milk

noun.

Slang term for semen

I like to squirt my dink milk onto my belly when I wank

by Rakis October 24, 2020

Dillynink

Dillynink: (n) a penis on an adult man that is smaller than average yet it’s owner is talented enough with it to satisfy almost any woman.

A positive and/or affectionate description for a smaller than average (mature adult) penis.

Johns little dillynink is amazing. It’s only four inches hard but he made me go limp for an hour.

by Rakis June 14, 2018